05-07-2007, 04:43 PM | #1 |
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Renegade HC Released - Sanity Prevails
The HC who spoke in our ward on 4/29 about the relationship between pre-mortal judgment and being BIC was summarily released yesterday.
According to my unimpeachable source (Stake X Sec), the Bishop of our ward complained to the Stake President. Turns out the previous month this HC discssed the evils of evolution in another Sacrament Meeting. Apparently, he discounted scientific facts to the point of claiming that current carbon dating techniques are invalid, claimed there was no death before the fall, and said the earth was 6,000 years old (apparently there was an accelaration of cataclysmic events in those days). The SP called the HC in and released him with a stern lecture. The HC became irate and upset (only served for three months) and informed the SP he was "taking this to Salt Lake" and he was preaching "the doctrine of Bruce R. McConkie". A day to be thankful for wise Stake Presidents... |
05-07-2007, 04:45 PM | #2 |
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Wow. The guy sounds like he felt entitled to be a high councilor. I bet he was one of those missionaries who lobbied to be an AP.
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Once they're installed, they're not false, they are real. So "falsies" are before insertion. After installation, they are real. Get your facts straight.
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This is one of the most elaborate set ups I've ever seen.
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