First Agenda for Democratic National Convention

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7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.
7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N. and opening song by the Dixie Chicks.

7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

7:30 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship. Jessie Jackson & Al Sharpton.

8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging and Cat show

8:15 P.M. Gay Wedding - Barney Frank, presiding.

8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally. Cindy Sheehan & Susan Sarandon.

9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender -
French President Jacques Chirac.

9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:20 P. M. Collection to benefit Osama bin Laden kidney transplant fund.

9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from
Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn.

9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military - William Jefferson Clinton.

9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:50 P.M. Dan Rather to receive “Truth in Broadcasting Award”
presented by Michael Moore.

9:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

10:00 P.M. How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the
World Trade Center Towers - Howard Dean.

10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham-Clinton for President by Mah mud Ahmadinejad.

11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

11:05 P.M. Al Gore re-invents the Internet.

11:15 P.M. Our Troops as War Criminals - - John Kerry.

11:30 P.M. Coronation Of Mrs. Rodham-Clinton.

12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

12:05 A.M. Ms. Rodham-Clinton driven home by Ted Kennedy (as requested by Bill Clinton)

[il Padrino Ute]

Very good. But you forgot to mention mandatory abortions.