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non sequitur · 09-11-2006, 04:58 PM

Seeing as how this is the 5th anniversary of 9/11, and there is at least a 50-50 chance that my plane will be blown up, I just wanted everyone to know that if I don't post for a while you'll all know what happened. I do feel some comfort, though, because I spent the entire weekend watching the first 3 seasons of 24. If there are any terrorists on my flight, I am fully prepared to go all Jack Bauer on their Mediterranian asses. Bring it on!

Jeff Lebowski · 09-11-2006, 05:10 PM

Can I have your bike if you die?

il Padrino Ute · 09-11-2006, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Jeff Lebowski

Can I have your bike if you die?

I think the appropriate question is:

"Can I have your watch when you are dead?"

Archaea · 09-11-2006, 06:00 PM

I want his pension fund, insurance policies and other liquid assets. You can have the tangibles, unless of course he has a spare Rolex or Patek Phillipe.

UteStar · 09-11-2006, 06:54 PM

Can I have the rights to his name non sequiter? I have been looking to set up dual accounts.

non sequitur · 09-11-2006, 11:14 PM

Well, I made it to my destination with nary a terrorist sighting. What a disappointment. At one point I thought I'd spotted a potential terrorist, a swarthy guy with a suspicious look in his eye. I went up to him, poked him in the chest, and told him I'd be watching him. It turns out he wasn't even an arab, just a small guy with tanning pass. Even so, you can never be too careful.

UteStar · 09-11-2006, 11:18 PM

I walk around the airport and randomly ask people if I can inspect their shoes. I also will never eat the airplane meals until the stewardess samples my food (just to be safe).

Archaea · 09-11-2006, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by non sequitur

Well, I made it to my destination with nary a terrorist sighting. What a disappointment. At one point I thought I'd spotted a potential terrorist, a swarthy guy with a suspicious look in his eye. I went up to him, poked him in the chest, and told him I'd be watching him. It turns out he wasn't even an arab, just a small guy with tanning pass. Even so, you can never be too careful.

How dare you make it to your destination when I counted on your retirement plan to fund mine.

ute4ever · 09-11-2007, 04:15 AM

I don't know about your airport, but yesterday in the bathroom of my singles ward people thought it was funny to tap their feet three times.

09-11-2006, 04:58 PM	#1
non sequitur Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,964	I'm in the Delta Crown Room right now, waiting to board my flight... Seeing as how this is the 5th anniversary of 9/11, and there is at least a 50-50 chance that my plane will be blown up, I just wanted everyone to know that if I don't post for a while you'll all know what happened. I do feel some comfort, though, because I spent the entire weekend watching the first 3 seasons of 24. If there are any terrorists on my flight, I am fully prepared to go all Jack Bauer on their Mediterranian asses. Bring it on! __________________ ...You've been under attack for days, there's a soldier down, he's wounded, gangrene's setting in, 'Who's used all the penicillin?' 'Oh, Mark Paxson sir, he's got knob rot off of some tart.'" - Gareth Keenan

09-11-2006, 05:10 PM	#2
Jeff Lebowski Charon Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In the heart of darkness (Provo) Posts: 9,564	Can I have your bike if you die? __________________ "... the arc of the universe is long but it bends toward justice." Martin Luther King, Jr.

09-11-2006, 06:00 PM	#4
Archaea Assistant to the Regional Manager Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Orgasmatron Posts: 24,338	I want his pension fund, insurance policies and other liquid assets. You can have the tangibles, unless of course he has a spare Rolex or Patek Phillipe. __________________ Ἓν οἶδα ὅτι οὐδὲν οἶδα

09-11-2006, 11:14 PM	#6
non sequitur Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,964	Well, I made it to my destination with nary a terrorist sighting. What a disappointment. At one point I thought I'd spotted a potential terrorist, a swarthy guy with a suspicious look in his eye. I went up to him, poked him in the chest, and told him I'd be watching him. It turns out he wasn't even an arab, just a small guy with tanning pass. Even so, you can never be too careful. __________________ ...You've been under attack for days, there's a soldier down, he's wounded, gangrene's setting in, 'Who's used all the penicillin?' 'Oh, Mark Paxson sir, he's got knob rot off of some tart.'" - Gareth Keenan

09-11-2006, 06:54 PM	#5
UteStar Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 1,817	Can I have the rights to his name non sequiter? I have been looking to set up dual accounts.

09-11-2006, 11:18 PM	#7
UteStar Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 1,817	I walk around the airport and randomly ask people if I can inspect their shoes. I also will never eat the airplane meals until the stewardess samples my food (just to be safe).

09-11-2007, 04:15 AM	#9
ute4ever I must not tell lies Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 5,103	I don't know about your airport, but yesterday in the bathroom of my singles ward people thought it was funny to tap their feet three times.