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Old 08-03-2006, 06:58 PM   #1
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Default Speaking of hotel porn

I once read that the average time a hotel guest spends viewing a rented porn movie is about 8-9 minutes. Not sure if this is true, but it's funny as hell.
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Old 08-03-2006, 07:01 PM   #2
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You read this, or do you keep journals, like an athlete to measure performance?

Are there professional journals that measure one's porn pleasures and performance?

Is this akin to Perform like a Pornstar tonight? Are there graphs involved in these journals of yours, or just picturegraphs?
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You read this, or do you keep journals, like an athlete to measure performance?

Are there professional journals that measure one's porn pleasures and performance?

Is this akin to Perform like a Pornstar tonight? Are there graphs involved in these journals of yours, or just picturegraphs?
Nah, I read it a couple of years ago. Simple stat derived from the computers that serve up the video.

Sorry to disappoint you Arch, but I have zero incidents to add to this statistic. Never rented one.

How about you? You on the front or the back side of this bell-curve?
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Old 08-03-2006, 07:34 PM   #4
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I once read that the average time a hotel guest spends viewing a rented porn movie is about 8-9 minutes. Not sure if this is true, but it's funny as hell.
I've got my time down to about 6-1/2 minutes.
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I've got my time to zero minutes; never paid a dime for porn.

How are your porn stocks doing? Non sequitur told me not to bother as you had bought up all the good ones.
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I've got my time down to about 6-1/2 minutes.
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It's a cougarguard come on the biscuit contest!
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So when does the 'how in the world can Marriott live with himself for hotel porn' discussion come up?
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Old 08-04-2006, 02:50 AM   #9
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So when does the 'how in the world can Marriott live with himself for hotel porn' discussion come up?
Fellow Ute, I'll get that party started.

The Marriott Center: The house that porn built.

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Fellow Ute, I'll get that party started.

The Marriott Center: The house that porn built.

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Your tithing helped too.
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