A Horn, a Mustang, an Aggie

[Archaea]

A Texas A&M Aggie, a Texas Longhorn and an SMU Mustang are handed blindfolds and cigarettes.

Asked for their last words, the Longhorn attempts to distract the firing squad by screaming "Earthquake!"

The Mustang yells "Tornado!"

Shrieks the Aggie, "Fire!"

Brutal news coverage. http://www.dallasobserver.com/2011-0...a-amp-m-again/

Why did the Aggie lose his job at the M&M factory?
Kept throwing all the Ws in the trash.

Why don't Aggies enjoy their drinks over ice?
Because the one with the recipe graduated.

Didja hear about the Aggie who broke his leg while raking leaves?

Aggies head coach Mike Sherman consoles his players after a loss to LSU -- a feeling they should get used to.



Fell right out of the tree.

[Yz1]

Max's "I hate Utah" comments have nothing on the Texas-Texas A&M rivalry.