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Old 10-09-2008, 12:35 PM   #1
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I'm the faculty advisor for the school's chess club. We have a nice, friendly club and haven't had any problems. Until last night, that is.

As advisor I play fewer games than the students do. After all, it's their club and I'm just there to help. I give group lessons to the less experienced players and play at a board whenever there's an odd number of people.

I am yet to lose a game at the club, and have, despite my casual manner, become the person to beat. Last night I got roped into a bit of a circus stunt: I played two games simultaneously against our 2nd and 4th board players. I won both games, but immediately afterward an observer threw down the gauntlet.

It felt like I was at a bar in Big Whiskey, Wyoming, circa 1868, and he wanted to see how fast I was on the draw. He told me he was a transfer student from a university where he had been the captain of the chess team.

He played a nice Queen's Indian and will beat our current 1st board player probably 9 out of 10 tries. I beat him, though, by pretending to hang a knight on the 32nd move. When he took it I checked his king that had aggressively, but not all-together soundly, castled queenside and had a mate in 3. He resigned in a huff.

He was really hacked off. Our friendly chess club was disturbed by posturing and invective like never before. And now, this morning, he's e-mailing the club about how he's going to "take me down," and that he's "serving notice" of an "A** whipping."

I'd love for the guy to play as he's our best player. Truthfully, he'll probably beat me about 40% of the time. We'll be playing a round robin match against another school in a few weeks and he'll be great. But he's toxic in that hyper-competitive chess dork way and could ruin the friendly, fun atmosphere of the club and I feel like I've become part of the problem. I stepped on his ego.

What should I do?
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Old 10-09-2008, 01:35 PM   #2
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Invite him over to your house, which he'll turn down b/c you're Mormon, and then go to his office and call him a religious bigot.
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Old 10-09-2008, 03:00 PM   #3
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I see a sissy boy slap fight in someone's future.
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Old 10-09-2008, 03:03 PM   #4
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I like this kid. It's a shame his the club advisor is so stuffy!
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Old 10-09-2008, 03:08 PM   #5
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Ridicule and mock.
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Old 10-09-2008, 03:09 PM   #6
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I see a sissy boy slap fight in someone's future.
I didn't mention that the guy's on the wrestling team.
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Old 10-09-2008, 03:16 PM   #7
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I didn't mention that the guy's on the wrestling team.
now I really don't believe this story.


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Old 10-09-2008, 03:21 PM   #8
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now I really don't believe this story.


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It is all true.
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Old 10-09-2008, 03:41 PM   #9
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Great story. Don't let that kid get away. Your task is tough--maintaining the reserved distance of the instructor/master while raising the ante, whetting this kid's appetite, hooking him. He's testing you.
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Old 10-09-2008, 03:44 PM   #10
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I am so sorry I opened this thread.
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