06-24-2008, 07:34 PM | #1 |
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God Caught Sellling Cocaine
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06-25-2008, 06:48 PM | #2 |
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Arrested near a church? Where else are you going to find God?
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Get your stinking paws off me, you damned, dirty Yewt! "Now perhaps as I spanked myself screaming out "Kozlowski, say it like you mean it bitch!" might have been out of line, but such was the mood." - Goatnapper "If you want to fatten a pig up to make the pig MORE delicious, you can feed it almost anything. Seriously. The pig is like the car on Back to the Future. You put in garbage, and out comes something magical!" - Cali Coug |
06-26-2008, 04:26 AM | #3 |
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Certainly not near BYU.
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