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Robin · 01-26-2006, 01:48 AM

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il Padrino Ute · 01-26-2006, 03:39 AM

Yes, I do regret reading your question.

My answer is along the lines of when I heard Bill Cosby talking about going to visit a doctor for a prostate exam. He said something along the lines that "It's an exit, not an entry."

Alkili · 01-26-2006, 03:14 PM

I should have taken your advice and not read the question. Butt to answer your question, it has to be natural that doesn't mean that it is good seeing how the natural man is an enemy of God.

I would call it a sexual perversion rather then a sexual act.

non sequitur · 01-26-2006, 05:51 PM

A typical question you might hear in the Finderson Household:

"Robin, you haven't seen that new bottle of Tabasco Sauce, have you?"

cougjunkie · 01-26-2006, 05:55 PM

Robin do you subscribe to the Vanilla Ice theory?

"a hole is a hole no matter what you stick in it"

Archaea · 01-26-2006, 06:18 PM

How often Robin have you had STDs? Is Penecillin your friend?

Can you spell f-i-s-t-u-l-a? It probably is an acquaintance of your lovers.

Distinguish between sexual gratification and proper sexual expression. Focus upon that.

Robin · 01-26-2006, 06:21 PM

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Robin · 01-26-2006, 06:24 PM

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Archaea · 01-26-2006, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Robin

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Originally Posted by Archaea

How often Robin have you had STDs? Is Penecillin your friend?

Can you spell f-i-s-t-u-l-a? It probably is an acquaintance of your lovers.

Distinguish between sexual gratification and proper sexual expression. Focus upon that.

Aside from the health risks, it seems like you are accepting the idea of the butt as a sex organ. Did God make it a sex organ? If yes, then why? If no, then why is there any MORAL problem with sticking things up your butt... particularly smallish things that won't be so dangerous?

This is a false paradigm.

Is an organ specifically designed for an activity. If it's not designed for the activity, then using it for the activity doesn't make it the activity.

Very circuitous as you can see.

It doesn't take a blind man to see that there are two sex organs, a penis and a vagina. Other organs may create sexual sensations or pleasure, that doesn't convert the new-use organ into a vagina or penis.

One of your heros tried to make the argument that if he didn't stick his penis in a vagina, then it wasn't sex. Putting it crassly, if you stick a penis in a mouth, does the mouth become a vagina?

I think not.

Robin · 01-26-2006, 06:37 PM

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01-26-2006, 01:48 AM	#1
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il Padrino Ute Board Pinhead Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In the basement of my house, Murray, Utah. Posts: 15,941	Yes, I do regret reading your question. My answer is along the lines of when I heard Bill Cosby talking about going to visit a doctor for a prostate exam. He said something along the lines that "It's an exit, not an entry." __________________ "The beauty of baseball is not having to explain it." - Chuck Shriver "This is now the joke that stupid people laugh at." - Christopher Hitchens on IQ jokes about GWB.

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Alkili Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Utah Posts: 263	I should have taken your advice and not read the question. Butt to answer your question, it has to be natural that doesn't mean that it is good seeing how the natural man is an enemy of God. I would call it a sexual perversion rather then a sexual act. __________________ Dark is the Night, but I begin to see the light.

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non sequitur Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,964	A typical question you might hear in the Finderson Household: "Robin, you haven't seen that new bottle of Tabasco Sauce, have you?" __________________ ...You've been under attack for days, there's a soldier down, he's wounded, gangrene's setting in, 'Who's used all the penicillin?' 'Oh, Mark Paxson sir, he's got knob rot off of some tart.'" - Gareth Keenan

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cougjunkie Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Utah Posts: 5,741	Robin do you subscribe to the Vanilla Ice theory? "a hole is a hole no matter what you stick in it" __________________ LINCECUM!

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Archaea Assistant to the Regional Manager Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Orgasmatron Posts: 24,338	How often Robin have you had STDs? Is Penecillin your friend? Can you spell f-i-s-t-u-l-a? It probably is an acquaintance of your lovers. Distinguish between sexual gratification and proper sexual expression. Focus upon that. __________________ Ἓν οἶδα ὅτι οὐδὲν οἶδα

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