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Levin · 12-16-2008, 05:53 AM

http://deseretnews.com/article/1,514...00000000008556

The logic of killing nearly 20% of the entire population of an endangered species in one year b/c a few worthless dung-layers became dinner for the wolves -- it escapes me.

Landpoke, upon reading this article, surely took a bath in the wolf blood he stores in the garage refigerator. After taking the bath, he allowed the wolf blood to dry and encrust his body as he imagined with delight the recent wolf slaughter. His blood-suit became cracked, however, after the carnage left him slightly aroused.

12-16-2008, 05:53 AM	#1
Levin Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,484	Wolf Carnage, Landpoke's Wet Dream http://deseretnews.com/article/1,514...00000000008556 The logic of killing nearly 20% of the entire population of an endangered species in one year b/c a few worthless dung-layers became dinner for the wolves -- it escapes me. Landpoke, upon reading this article, surely took a bath in the wolf blood he stores in the garage refigerator. After taking the bath, he allowed the wolf blood to dry and encrust his body as he imagined with delight the recent wolf slaughter. His blood-suit became cracked, however, after the carnage left him slightly aroused. __________________ "Now I say that I know the meaning of my life: 'To live for God, for my soul.' And this meaning, in spite of its clearness, is mysterious and marvelous. Such is the meaning of all existence." Levin, Anna Karenina, Part 8, Chapter 12