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Levin 12-16-2008 05:53 AM

Wolf Carnage, Landpoke's Wet Dream
 
http://deseretnews.com/article/1,514...00000000008556

The logic of killing nearly 20% of the entire population of an endangered species in one year b/c a few worthless dung-layers became dinner for the wolves -- it escapes me.

Landpoke, upon reading this article, surely took a bath in the wolf blood he stores in the garage refigerator. After taking the bath, he allowed the wolf blood to dry and encrust his body as he imagined with delight the recent wolf slaughter. His blood-suit became cracked, however, after the carnage left him slightly aroused.

myboynoah 12-16-2008 11:14 AM

Interesting article:

http://vault.sportsillustrated.cnn.c...8866/index.htm

Levin 12-16-2008 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by myboynoah (Post 297447)

I can't stand the candy ass folks who don't understand the necessity of the cull. The answer is either more hunters, more predators, or regularly scheduled culls. Out here in DC the people can't bear the thought of killing a little deer-deer as these deer stalk their streets by day and eat their flowers by night, and crowd out the crowds in Rock Creek Park at all times. Candy ass liberals.

landpoke 12-16-2008 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Levin (Post 297444)
http://deseretnews.com/article/1,514...00000000008556

The logic of killing nearly 20% of the entire population of an endangered species in one year b/c a few worthless dung-layers became dinner for the wolves -- it escapes me.

Landpoke, upon reading this article, surely took a bath in the wolf blood he stores in the garage refigerator. After taking the bath, he allowed the wolf blood to dry and encrust his body as he imagined with delight the recent wolf slaughter. His blood-suit became cracked, however, after the carnage left him slightly aroused.

They are endangered only in a bureaucratic sense.

Levin 12-16-2008 01:23 PM

Nature doesn't deal with bureaucracies. The land cries out for the return of the wolf. So there are wolves in Alaska, Canada, and Minnesota. Doesn't matter. The wolves belong in Yellowstone and surrounding areas. The land needs them. If the hunters won't do their job to thin the deer and elk populations, and nature won't as warmer winters are upon us, then the wolves will have to do our bloody dirty work for us. They don't shy away from rip roaringly tasty fresh meat, unlike so many of the Easterners lobbying for the wolves' return, those same folks would would march in the streets before they'd let a cull of the vermin deer here take place, march in the streets to save the wolf. Candy asses.

RockyBalboa 12-16-2008 03:09 PM

First you're posting about your desire to get Edward in a one on one situation and now you're posting about wet dreams.

Levin 12-16-2008 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RockyBalboa (Post 297466)
First you're posting about your desire to get Edward in a one on one situation and now you're posting about wet dreams.

Nice try? I guess?

landpoke 12-16-2008 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Levin (Post 297450)
Nature doesn't deal with bureaucracies. The land cries out for the return of the wolf. So there are wolves in Alaska, Canada, and Minnesota. Doesn't matter. The wolves belong in Yellowstone and surrounding areas. The land needs them. If the hunters won't do their job to thin the deer and elk populations, and nature won't as warmer winters are upon us, then the wolves will have to do our bloody dirty work for us. They don't shy away from rip roaringly tasty fresh meat, unlike so many of the Easterners lobbying for the wolves' return, those same folks would would march in the streets before they'd let a cull of the vermin deer here take place, march in the streets to save the wolf. Candy asses.

My point is the wolves were already in the area when the government reintroduced them. Something that was deliberately covered up as it would have made reintroduction legally impossible.

And I agree, people need to get out and do some more killing.

MikeWaters 12-16-2008 09:05 PM

Landpoke, I'm ok if you kill a wolf that has killed a livestock, and it is legal for you to kill based on current regulations.

As long as you eat it.

landpoke 12-17-2008 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeWaters (Post 297495)
Landpoke, I'm ok if you kill a wolf that has killed a livestock, and it is legal for you to kill based on current regulations.

As long as you eat it.

What if I wear it's skin and feed the carcass to my dogs? Would that place me on your supposed moral high ground?


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