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SeattleUte · 11-18-2007, 04:47 AM

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YOhio · 11-18-2007, 05:07 AM

SU, if you're going to use the internet to find an ideal mate this probably isn't the best site for you.

MikeWaters · 11-18-2007, 05:08 AM

I used to, but then she got pregnant.

Archaea · 11-18-2007, 05:09 AM

Why is the phrase in past tense?

Detroitdad · 11-18-2007, 06:54 AM

Not even when I was 6'2" 110 lb 15 year old. I don't think it was even possible for me.

RC Vikings · 11-18-2007, 04:49 PM

My wife keeps asking when it's coming back.

marsupial · 11-18-2007, 06:42 PM

I have a washboard stomach... it's just hidden behind a layer of fat and excess skin.

SeattleUte · 11-18-2007, 08:25 PM

Actually, I was going to say exactly the same thing as Waters. WHat a coincidence.

Stumpy · 11-18-2007, 09:12 PM

After staining my collars with my oily neck, I launder them with my washboard abs. The trouble I go through to pass the sacrament.

Black Diamond Bay · 11-19-2007, 06:51 PM

I'm not the bowflex woman, or really even approaching that, but I have enough definition in the abdominals that I feel pretty good about voting yes, still do.

View Poll Results: Did you ever have a washboard stomach?
Yes	9	40.91%
No	10	45.45%
Yes, still do	3	13.64%
Voters: 22. You may not vote on this poll

11-18-2007, 04:47 AM	#1
SeattleUte fairlds.org Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 10,665	Did you ever have a washboard stomach? ... __________________ Interrupt all you like. We're involved in a complicated story here, and not everything is quite what it seems to be. —Paul Auster

11-18-2007, 05:09 AM	#4
Archaea Assistant to the Regional Manager Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Orgasmatron Posts: 24,338	Why is the phrase in past tense? __________________ Ἓν οἶδα ὅτι οὐδὲν οἶδα

11-18-2007, 08:25 PM	#8
SeattleUte fairlds.org Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 10,665	Actually, I was going to say exactly the same thing as Waters. WHat a coincidence. __________________ Interrupt all you like. We're involved in a complicated story here, and not everything is quite what it seems to be. —Paul Auster

11-18-2007, 05:07 AM	#2
YOhio AKA SeattleNewt Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 7,055	SU, if you're going to use the internet to find an ideal mate this probably isn't the best site for you.

11-18-2007, 05:08 AM	#3
MikeWaters Demiurge Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 36,365	I used to, but then she got pregnant.

11-18-2007, 06:54 AM	#5
Detroitdad Resident Jackass Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Roswell, New Mexico Posts: 1,846	Not even when I was 6'2" 110 lb 15 year old. I don't think it was even possible for me.

11-18-2007, 04:49 PM	#6
RC Vikings Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Rexburg, Idaho Posts: 2,236	My wife keeps asking when it's coming back.

11-18-2007, 06:42 PM	#7
marsupial Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I... Isn't it so fun to spell? Posts: 1,701	I have a washboard stomach... it's just hidden behind a layer of fat and excess skin.

11-18-2007, 09:12 PM	#9
Stumpy Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 20	After staining my collars with my oily neck, I launder them with my washboard abs. The trouble I go through to pass the sacrament.

11-19-2007, 06:51 PM	#10
Black Diamond Bay Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: California Posts: 1,000	I'm not the bowflex woman, or really even approaching that, but I have enough definition in the abdominals that I feel pretty good about voting yes, still do.