Did you ever have a washboard stomach?
 

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SU, if you're going to use the internet to find an ideal mate this probably isn't the best site for you.

I used to, but then she got pregnant.

Why is the phrase in past tense?

Not even when I was 6'2" 110 lb 15 year old. I don't think it was even possible for me.

My wife keeps asking when it's coming back.

I have a washboard stomach... it's just hidden behind a layer of fat and excess skin.

Actually, I was going to say exactly the same thing as Waters. WHat a coincidence.

After staining my collars with my oily neck, I launder them with my washboard abs. The trouble I go through to pass the sacrament.

I'm not the bowflex woman, or really even approaching that, but I have enough definition in the abdominals that I feel pretty good about voting yes, still do.