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BigFatMeanie · 04-30-2007, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Indy Coug

Carrington was excommunicated. I don't know who the General Primary President was that was a lesbian, but did they escape disciplinary action?

Joseph Smith was killed. Perhaps God allowed JS to be killed because of sin? (Just speculating...)

Archaea · 04-30-2007, 08:15 PM

Almost 70 percent learned about polyandry after twenty, probably after mission.

To me, even though it's not a valid poll, it is suggestive that our history is not widely disseminated.

RC Vikings · 04-30-2007, 08:16 PM

[QUOTE=Archaea;77565]God does not intervene as much as many would like, it would otherwise destroy free agency.

If we accept the concept that polygamy is ever proper, then perhaps God's eternal view of sexuality is not so prudish as many would have us believe. /QUOTE]

Could we get this cleared up right away, I'm not getting any younger.

Indy Coug · 04-30-2007, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Archaea

Almost 70 percent learned about polyandry after twenty, probably after mission.

To me, even though it's not a valid poll, it is suggestive that our history is not widely disseminated.

Why should this be part of the standard church curriculum to under 18s?

Archaea · 04-30-2007, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Indy Coug

Why should this be part of the standard church curriculum to under 18s?

The point is, it's never disseminated but available and most will encounter it sometime in life.

When will innoculation occur?

BlueK · 04-30-2007, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Archaea

If you can't beat them, join them. One nice thing about it though, we leased only "first class brothels." Good thing it was first rate. Hate to have seedy joints down there.

And SLC bankers financed many of the Strip properties in Vegas.

Hmmm.

A church owned company leasing property to a brothel is not the same thing as the church operating a brothel, is it? Not that it isn't a little strange and somewhat disturbing anyway.

BlueK · 04-30-2007, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by BigFatMeanie

Joseph Smith was killed. Perhaps God allowed JS to be killed because of sin? (Just speculating...)

just like most of the prophets of antiquity. Maybe they weren't perfect either.

BigFatMeanie · 04-30-2007, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by BlueK

A church owned company leasing property to a brothel is not the same thing as the church operating a brothel, is it? Not that it isn't a little strange and somewhat disturbing anyway.

That would be cool if the church operated a brothel. Children of Mission Presidents and GAs could get freebies. They could staff it with "cougars". You could pay for it by penciling in "brothel" in the Other category on your tithing slip. The cougars working in the brothel could carry a brothel recommend that certifies they are free of STDs. Oh, the possibilities!

Indy Coug · 04-30-2007, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by BigFatMeanie

That would be cool if the church operated a brothel. Children of Mission Presidents and GAs could get freebies. They could staff it with "cougars". You could pay for it by penciling in "brothel" in the Other category on your tithing slip. The cougars working in the brothel could carry a brothel recommend that certifies they are free of STDs. Oh, the possibilities!

I heard it was only a petting brothel. Necking cost extra.

Archaea · 04-30-2007, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Indy Coug

I heard it was only a petting brothel. Necking cost extra.

No, it's a first rate brothel, and I'm certain based on Brother Napper's testimony that first rate brothels allow a full round.

View Poll Results: How old when you learned of polyandry by JS?
Before baptism?	1	2.17%
Before puberty or 14?	8	17.39%
Before 20?	7	15.22%
After 20 or after mission?	23	50.00%
After 30?	7	15.22%
Voters: 46. You may not vote on this poll

04-30-2007, 08:15 PM	#62
Archaea Assistant to the Regional Manager Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Orgasmatron Posts: 24,338	Almost 70 percent learned about polyandry after twenty, probably after mission. To me, even though it's not a valid poll, it is suggestive that our history is not widely disseminated. __________________ Ἓν οἶδα ὅτι οὐδὲν οἶδα

04-30-2007, 08:16 PM	#63
RC Vikings Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Rexburg, Idaho Posts: 2,236	[QUOTE=Archaea;77565]God does not intervene as much as many would like, it would otherwise destroy free agency. If we accept the concept that polygamy is ever proper, then perhaps God's eternal view of sexuality is not so prudish as many would have us believe. /QUOTE] Could we get this cleared up right away, I'm not getting any younger.