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Old 07-26-2007, 09:24 PM   #31
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Better question: do middle-aged fitness fanatics have sex?
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Old 07-26-2007, 09:27 PM   #32
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Better question: do middle-aged fitness fanatics have sex?
If slapping your balls on your bikeframe 4 hours a day counts, then archaea is a nympho.
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Old 07-26-2007, 09:35 PM   #33
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Better question: do middle-aged fitness fanatics have sex?
Whenever it's offered. And for however long it's offered. Never recently been offered the Valentino 13 hour consecutive period of sexual intercourse and contact without a break, but if somebody offered, I'd go for it.

The sweatier and messier the better.
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Old 07-27-2007, 12:09 AM   #34
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There are a lot of fat married couples...both the man and woman are large. I don't get how they do the hippididippidee.

Plus fat people often have funky smells...you'd think that would ruin the mood.

Maybe I'm wrong.
I'm fat. I have sex. Fortunately for me, Mrs. Meanie isn't as fat as me. Probably not so fortunate for Mrs. Meanie though...
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