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InVinoVeritas 07-26-2007 07:45 PM

Do fat married couples have sex?
 
Maybe

SoCalCoug 07-26-2007 07:45 PM

You ever seen a teeter totter?

Indy Coug 07-26-2007 07:47 PM

Necessity is the Mother of Invention.

Archaea 07-26-2007 07:50 PM

How do fat people get pregnant, artificial insemination a la cattle?

In pondering the mechanics, it sounds like a difficult proposition, but never having been fat I'm completely clueless on this issue.

Goatnapper'96 07-26-2007 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by InVinoVeritas (Post 106249)
There are a lot of fat married couples...both the man and woman are large. I don't get how they do the hippididippidee.

Plus fat people often have funky smells...you'd think that would ruin the mood.

Maybe I'm wrong.

They must use SCUBA gear. He-fat shoves she-fat into a swimming pool...similar to how we fixed our popped tires while full time of the clothe, he would wait for the bubbles.......

BarbaraGordon 07-26-2007 07:54 PM

you know, pardon me, but this has to be the rudest thread of all time, and that's saying quite a bit.

good grief.

YOhio 07-26-2007 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by BarbaraGordon (Post 106258)
you know, pardon me, but this has to be the rudest thread of all time, and that's saying quite a bit.

good grief.

This thread is rude, but it doesn't touch your defamation of St. Lavell.

Goatnapper'96 07-26-2007 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by YOhio (Post 106260)
This thread is rude, but it doesn't touch your defamation of St. Lavell.

A-freaking-Men!

This thread is way out of line, but when some fancy pantzed cheater insinuates that the He who is BYU football is a eunuch, even fat people who have sex are offended.

All-American 07-26-2007 08:00 PM

Clearly you've never seen the Paul Giamatti film, "Sideways."

Which I don't recommend, by the way.

BarbaraGordon 07-26-2007 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YOhio (Post 106260)
This thread is rude, but it doesn't touch your defamation of St. Lavell.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goatnapper'96 (Post 106262)
A-freaking-Men!

This thread is way out of line, but when some fancy pantzed cheater insinuates that the He who is BYU football is a eunuch, even fat people who have sex are offended.


truth hurts that much, huh?


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