What do you do about lunch at work?

[BigFatMeanie]

Originally Posted by jay santos

Dude, you've got your wife trained as well as your kids! I'm jealous.

It's easy - just yell at them and browbeat them until they are so intimidated by you that your very wish is their command. Then hope that they don't turn out to be psychotic whackos that kill you in your sleep one night.