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Old 06-17-2007, 12:34 AM   #1
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Default Wedding Car Revenge (Quick Help)

I wish I would have remembered this earlier in the week, but as it stands I am a procrastinator.

I have a buddy who trashed my car when I got married. Got it pretty bad. Well, he got married two weeks ago, and hired a limo so we couldn't get his car. So, he has been on his honeymoon for two weeks, and as a result, hasn't been at home. He comes back in tomorrow and tonight me and another buddy are planning on going and TPing, condoms, etc. to their house. Just wanted to see if CB had any ideas of things that we might be overlooking...


Thanks in advance. We are getting ready to leave here pretty quickly, so any responses need to be fairly prompt.
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Old 06-17-2007, 01:02 AM   #2
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It depends on whether what you're doing is "getting back for the fun of it" or "revenge".

If it's the former, I can't help you, as I only believe in revenge and in that case, you could burn his house to the ground.
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My advice: grow up.


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Old 06-17-2007, 03:57 AM   #4
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My advice: grow up.


Too late.

600+ Feet of Streamers, Hot Dogs in Condoms, Sidewalk Chalk, Toilet Paper and Oreos on the Windows.

My wife actually surprised me with the evilest of all items, which was squirting WalMart brand KY Jelly on their railing and laying confetti over the top of it. That stuff, which should make things slippery, actually make it quite sticky. Go figure.

I imagine sometime tomorrow we'll be getting a call about it.
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Old 06-17-2007, 04:38 AM   #5
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I believe Surfah is the best man to consult on pranks. Remember, he once rented a Cessna to dump marshmallows on his high school. He is the king.
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Old 06-17-2007, 06:54 AM   #6
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My brother-in-law put a cat in my car after I got married. That was interesting.
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Old 06-17-2007, 11:43 AM   #7
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My advice: grow up.


it's supposed to be a grown up-revenge .as a fact kids are more forgiving! IMHO
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Old 06-19-2007, 03:57 AM   #8
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Man that seems pretty standard as far as car pranks go. To be honest I hate when people mess with my car so I try not to. I trashed one of my best friend's ride during his reception but only because his mother insisted and gave me the car keys. Me and my other buddies gave him $50 to get the car detailed afterwards.
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