Miami LB is now a rapper, pretty funny BYU reference

[cougjunkie]

The Chick-fil-A Peach Bowl Shuffle
Ah, the University of Miami, the only school where they wear thongs as graduation tassles. Gotta love ‘em. They’re like our own little 2 Live Crew concert, every Saturday.

Today’s great piece of Miami-related potpourri revolves around a rap song (we dorky white people call them “rap songs;” we still, deep down, think everything stopped and ended with Springsteen. If we claim otherwise, we’re lying to you) called “The Seventh Floor Crew,” put together by several Hurricanes last season. It’s extremely charming; imagine Matthew Sweet meets Jim Nabors meets whatever the opposite of Kenny Chesney is.

We’ve yet to confirm the identities of all the players involved, save for linebacker Tavares Gooden, who drops this:

“and he brought in all his 7th floor friends
She found it was [unintelligible] the Miami Football Team
It’s also the 7th floor king ding-a-lings
She thought Five Two was just my number then she realized
you multiply the bitch up then you get my dick size.”

Personally, we think the BYU version dropped much phatter beats.

[VAX77]

t-good...ahem, I mean, Tavares Gooden and I attended the same high school.... ops: Such pride, where's a kleenex when you need one.
:wink:
He is not indicative of the typical student-athlete from my high school.

www.aquinasfootball.com

This is more like who we want to be remembered like:
http://www.aquinasfootball.com/files...Humphries.html

[cougjunkie]

Is that the same school Michael Irvin went to? They are a pretty dominant football school arent they?

[VAX77]

Yep, Irvin was a regular at our practices and games. He is not the person everyone makes him out to be...

[VAX77]

http://www.nike.com/nikegridiron/#promise

The first and third clips are my high school. The second voice is my old head coach. He has been there since the early seventies and has coached over 350 scholarship athletes.

[cougjunkie]

Not the person as is in bad? or good?

I have always seen Irvin as a good guy, but others make him out to be a drug addict, etc.

[VAX77]

Originally Posted by cougjunkie

Not the person as is in bad? or good?

I have always seen Irvin as a good guy, but others make him out to be a drug addict, etc.

He really is a good guy. I am great friends with some who know him the closest(I do not pretend to be in that circle directly) , but as such irvin is a better person, more charitable than others see as well.

[SteelBlue]

Originally Posted by VAX77

He really is a good guy. I am great friends with some who know him the closest(I do not pretend to be in that circle directly) , but as such irvin is a better person, more charitable than others see as well.

I did lines with him in Dallas once. He was a very charitable guy. He gave me all my coke for free.

[VAX77]

lets keep it above the belt :wink: , some people's mistakes are more noticeable than others....that's not taking away his accountability, but it is more of a story if it is a negative story

[MikeWaters]

Originally Posted by SteelBlue

I did lines with him in Dallas once. He was a very charitable guy. He gave me all my coke for free.

more like "he did my lines for me so I could stay sober."

He is on a mission to eliminate the cocaine supply in Dallas by leaving none for everyone else.