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marsupial · 04-03-2007, 02:47 PM

My son, who has not started school yet, does not know any cuss words so when he gets mad at me he comes up with some pretty stuff to yell.

Today he screamed: "What is the matter with your brain that you don't understand me? Your brain must be full of soap!"

Other times he has screamed: "I'm going to flush you down the toilet!"

And: "I'm going to dig a hole and put you in it!"

Does anyone else have any funny things their kids have "sworn" at them during a tirad?

tooblue · 04-03-2007, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by marsupial

My son, who has not started school yet, does not know any cuss words so when he gets mad at me he comes up with some pretty stuff to yell.

Today he screamed: "What is the matter with your brain that you don't understand me? Your brain must be full of soap!"

Other times he has screamed: "I'm going to flush you down the toilet!"

And: "I'm going to dig a hole and put you in it!"

Does anyone else have any funny things their kids have "sworn" at them during a tirad?

Sounds like a little Mobster. My three year old recently chided me after I yelled at his older borthers by saying ... "gosh Dad, calm down, it's not that big a deal!"

ute4ever · 04-03-2007, 03:23 PM

When I was little, my siblings and I had an understanding that the worst possible insult in the world, was stupid idiot fart fart poo poo mouth. When we had our scuffles, if someone would unleash one of those bad boys, it was instant tears.

MikeWaters · 04-03-2007, 03:26 PM

anyone else get a mouthful of soap at a certain point? My first f-bomb in front of my parents (didn't even know what it meant) was not well received.

Detroitdad · 04-03-2007, 03:30 PM

How about "i am not very happy with your behavior right now!" yelled at me by the young lady yesterday.

My little girl takes all criticism and internalizes it. So that puts one in the unique position reprimanding and trying to inject a note of realism into the gravity of the offense. SOmething like, "Please don't do that. But you know it is not the end of the world if you make a mistake. No you are not a bad person. Yes, you do belong with the rest of the humans on earth. But please do not do that again. No, it's okay, really. You don't have to spend the rest of the day in your room, you can play nicely with others....and on and on.

Archaea · 04-03-2007, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeWaters

anyone else get a mouthful of soap at a certain point? My first f-bomb in front of my parents (didn't even know what it meant) was not well received.

I got the soap treatment for saying damn, never was stupid enough to use the f bomb in my childhood home.

My brother ever the smart mouth after getting his first soap treatment, taunted my mother, "That didn't taste so bad, but could you use a different brand next time Mom."

marsupial · 04-03-2007, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Archaea

I got the soap treatment for saying damn, never was stupid enough to use the f bomb in my childhood home.

My brother ever the smart mouth after getting his first soap treatment, taunted my mother, "That didn't taste so bad, but could you use a different brand next time Mom."

Did she give him Life Boy?

SeattleUte · 04-03-2007, 06:04 PM

My two year old started say "Oh fuck it!" one day out of the blue. Not sure where it came from.

marsupial · 04-03-2007, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by SeattleUte

My two year old started say "Oh fuck it!" one day out of the blue. Not sure where it came from.

That's just not as cute.

creekster · 04-03-2007, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by SeattleUte

My two year old started say "Oh fuck it!" one day out of the blue. Not sure where it came from.

I see you started education in the classics early at your house.

04-03-2007, 02:47 PM	#1
marsupial Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I... Isn't it so fun to spell? Posts: 1,701	Kiddie Cussing My son, who has not started school yet, does not know any cuss words so when he gets mad at me he comes up with some pretty stuff to yell. Today he screamed: "What is the matter with your brain that you don't understand me? Your brain must be full of soap!" Other times he has screamed: "I'm going to flush you down the toilet!" And: "I'm going to dig a hole and put you in it!" Does anyone else have any funny things their kids have "sworn" at them during a tirad? __________________ "Mormon men are inherently sexy..." -Archaea

04-03-2007, 06:04 PM	#8
SeattleUte fairlds.org Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 10,665	My two year old started say "Oh fuck it!" one day out of the blue. Not sure where it came from. __________________ Interrupt all you like. We're involved in a complicated story here, and not everything is quite what it seems to be. —Paul Auster

04-03-2007, 03:23 PM	#3
ute4ever I must not tell lies Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 5,103	When I was little, my siblings and I had an understanding that the worst possible insult in the world, was stupid idiot fart fart poo poo mouth. When we had our scuffles, if someone would unleash one of those bad boys, it was instant tears.

04-03-2007, 03:26 PM	#4
MikeWaters Demiurge Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 36,365	anyone else get a mouthful of soap at a certain point? My first f-bomb in front of my parents (didn't even know what it meant) was not well received.

04-03-2007, 03:30 PM	#5
Detroitdad Resident Jackass Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Roswell, New Mexico Posts: 1,846	How about "i am not very happy with your behavior right now!" yelled at me by the young lady yesterday. My little girl takes all criticism and internalizes it. So that puts one in the unique position reprimanding and trying to inject a note of realism into the gravity of the offense. SOmething like, "Please don't do that. But you know it is not the end of the world if you make a mistake. No you are not a bad person. Yes, you do belong with the rest of the humans on earth. But please do not do that again. No, it's okay, really. You don't have to spend the rest of the day in your room, you can play nicely with others....and on and on.