12-16-2008, 05:53 AM | #1 |
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Wolf Carnage, Landpoke's Wet Dream
http://deseretnews.com/article/1,514...00000000008556
The logic of killing nearly 20% of the entire population of an endangered species in one year b/c a few worthless dung-layers became dinner for the wolves -- it escapes me. Landpoke, upon reading this article, surely took a bath in the wolf blood he stores in the garage refigerator. After taking the bath, he allowed the wolf blood to dry and encrust his body as he imagined with delight the recent wolf slaughter. His blood-suit became cracked, however, after the carnage left him slightly aroused.
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12-16-2008, 11:14 AM | #2 |
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12-16-2008, 01:23 PM | #5 |
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Nature doesn't deal with bureaucracies. The land cries out for the return of the wolf. So there are wolves in Alaska, Canada, and Minnesota. Doesn't matter. The wolves belong in Yellowstone and surrounding areas. The land needs them. If the hunters won't do their job to thin the deer and elk populations, and nature won't as warmer winters are upon us, then the wolves will have to do our bloody dirty work for us. They don't shy away from rip roaringly tasty fresh meat, unlike so many of the Easterners lobbying for the wolves' return, those same folks would would march in the streets before they'd let a cull of the vermin deer here take place, march in the streets to save the wolf. Candy asses.
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12-16-2008, 03:09 PM | #6 |
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First you're posting about your desire to get Edward in a one on one situation and now you're posting about wet dreams.
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Nice try? I guess?
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And I agree, people need to get out and do some more killing.
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12-16-2008, 09:05 PM | #9 |
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Landpoke, I'm ok if you kill a wolf that has killed a livestock, and it is legal for you to kill based on current regulations.
As long as you eat it. |
12-17-2008, 02:16 PM | #10 |
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What if I wear it's skin and feed the carcass to my dogs? Would that place me on your supposed moral high ground?
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