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Faith · 07-25-2006, 12:36 AM

Sapporo, Japan

ute4ever · 07-25-2006, 12:52 AM

Arkansas-Little Rock

And yes, every apostate story you've heard about the missionaries there is true, and my friend who worked in the Confidential Records of the Church Office Building can verify they are true. (e.g. Missionaries having sex with their investigators in the church, entire districts smoking pot at their weekly meeting, zone leaders going to strip clubs, elders having sex with the Laurels, meetings at Hooters, drunken 21st birthday parties, etc.)

Archaea · 07-25-2006, 12:54 AM

Huh?

So that's why this elder I knew was sent there. He came back with a beard.

Jeff Lebowski · 07-25-2006, 01:51 AM

Japan, Kobe & Japan, Osaka.

My mission split after I was there for two months.

tooblue · 07-25-2006, 02:06 AM

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Originally Posted by ewth8tr

lol, I'd love to see the look on that poor exchange students face if he said that to her.

She said:
Eso no es nada gracioso!

Actually I asked her how to say that's not very nice!

The_Tick · 07-25-2006, 04:38 AM

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Originally Posted by surfah33

Colorado Denver South

What years?

The_Tick · 07-25-2006, 04:40 AM

Washington Tacoma

93 to 95

Parrot Head · 07-25-2006, 05:00 AM

Mexico Torreon. Haven't heard of it? You ain't missing much. (Actually, Zacatecas is nice in the summer.)

DirtyHippieUTE · 07-25-2006, 05:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Parrot Head

Mexico Torreon. Haven't heard of it? You ain't missing much. (Actually, Zacatecas is nice in the summer.)

That's where all the elders in the Mexico City North Mission come from... There and Yucatan.

Surfah · 07-25-2006, 05:08 AM

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Originally Posted by The_Tick

What years?

99-01

07-25-2006, 12:54 AM	#53
Archaea Assistant to the Regional Manager Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Orgasmatron Posts: 24,338	Huh? So that's why this elder I knew was sent there. He came back with a beard. __________________ Ἓν οἶδα ὅτι οὐδὲν οἶδα

07-25-2006, 01:51 AM	#54
Jeff Lebowski Charon Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In the heart of darkness (Provo) Posts: 9,564	Japan, Kobe & Japan, Osaka. My mission split after I was there for two months. __________________ "... the arc of the universe is long but it bends toward justice." Martin Luther King, Jr.

07-25-2006, 04:40 AM	#57
The_Tick Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 626	Washington Tacoma 93 to 95 __________________ Spooooooon

07-25-2006, 05:00 AM	#58
Parrot Head Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 763	Mexico Torreon. Haven't heard of it? You ain't missing much. (Actually, Zacatecas is nice in the summer.) __________________ Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude. - Bronco, when asked how to describe PH

07-25-2006, 12:36 AM	#51
Faith Junior Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 24	Sapporo, Japan

07-25-2006, 12:52 AM	#52
ute4ever I must not tell lies Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 5,103	Arkansas-Little Rock And yes, every apostate story you've heard about the missionaries there is true, and my friend who worked in the Confidential Records of the Church Office Building can verify they are true. (e.g. Missionaries having sex with their investigators in the church, entire districts smoking pot at their weekly meeting, zone leaders going to strip clubs, elders having sex with the Laurels, meetings at Hooters, drunken 21st birthday parties, etc.)