Topics you'll never hear at GC

[Levin]

"We are not, and will never be, sorry for anything."

Sincerely,

SeattleUte

[Gidget]

Originally Posted by Adam

Now you have to share the story. Come on. . .

I was dating a boy when I was 15/16 yrs old who was LDS, and wanted to take the discussions. Because I was not 18 yet, I had to have parental permission, and my mom said no. Not without reading over 1,000 pages of anti-lit. So following the commandments, I respected her wishes so I could take the discussions - Godmakers and all. Eventually after a year of pining to learn about the Church and after taking the discussions a few times, I set a date to be baptized, April 2, 2000. That night my boyfriend (same one) drove me home to my house. We all started talking about the church (mom, and me and him) and she said that Mormons wear special underwear. Well, me on my spiritual high was appalled that she would make such an accusation. I told her that she was absolutely incorrect and had been duped. I was SURE that nothing like that existed, how after all this studying and all this time could I not know something like that. In the midst of my rant, my boyfriend (who came from a long line of LDS heritage) was like, "Well, actually . . . . . ." and told me what he could about G's. I was shocked to say the least. I had just been baptized and confirmed in the hours prior after 2 years of investigation, and how could I not know about this! I was the one who was duped. I knew the Church was true, but lay in bed that night thinking I will do whatever I could not to wear those "special underwear." And certainly expected the GC talk "G's - We've Gone Too Far" to be heard over the pulpit in the coming years. But I got over it in a few days I think, I mean plenty of other stuff about Church was weirder than that, right? Long story short I was endowed July 21, 2006 - a year before I met Surfah and almost 2 years before Surfah and I were even engaged to be married. I guess the jokes on me huh?

[TripletDaddy]

Originally Posted by YOhio

"G Love: Procreating with the Lord's Protection"

Better: "G Love and Special Sauce: Procreating with the Lord's Protection"

[barnes]

G Love II: How to handle the ultimate mood killer: Bras outside the G's

[TripletDaddy]

"Priesthood, Relief Society, Whatever...Just Please Come Back, Transexuals."

[CardiacCoug]

Originally Posted by Gidget

I was dating a boy when I was 15/16 yrs old who was LDS, and wanted to take the discussions. Because I was not 18 yet, I had to have parental permission, and my mom said no. Not without reading over 1,000 pages of anti-lit. So following the commandments, I respected her wishes so I could take the discussions - Godmakers and all. Eventually after a year of pining to learn about the Church and after taking the discussions a few times, I set a date to be baptized, April 2, 2000. That night my boyfriend (same one) drove me home to my house. We all started talking about the church (mom, and me and him) and she said that Mormons wear special underwear. Well, me on my spiritual high was appalled that she would make such an accusation. I told her that she was absolutely incorrect and had been duped. I was SURE that nothing like that existed, how after all this studying and all this time could I not know something like that. In the midst of my rant, my boyfriend (who came from a long line of LDS heritage) was like, "Well, actually . . . . . ." and told me what he could about G's. I was shocked to say the least. I had just been baptized and confirmed in the hours prior after 2 years of investigation, and how could I not know about this! I was the one who was duped. I knew the Church was true, but lay in bed that night thinking I will do whatever I could not to wear those "special underwear." And certainly expected the GC talk "G's - We've Gone Too Far" to be heard over the pulpit in the coming years. But I got over it in a few days I think, I mean plenty of other stuff about Church was weirder than that, right? Long story short I was endowed July 21, 2006 - a year before I met Surfah and almost 2 years before Surfah and I were even engaged to be married. I guess the jokes on me huh?

That's funny. My wife's parents didn't find out about G's until 6 months after they were baptized when they saw members of the ward changing into costumes before a road show. My MIL was pretty shocked and ticked off, but she got over it pretty fast, too.

[Archaea]

"Be a Porn Addict like Me"