06-19-2008, 10:58 PM | #1 |
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Max Hall only served 7 months of his mission?
I know this is old news, but I never heard why he only served 7 months. Has the truth ever come out that anybody here knows?
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06-19-2008, 11:34 PM | #2 |
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With Ben Olson's defection, the Board of Trustees shortened the term of his mission.
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06-20-2008, 03:39 AM | #3 |
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He couldn't hack it. Wuss.
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06-20-2008, 03:41 AM | #4 |
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Jesus appeared to him on a tortilla and told him that his real mission was to come back to BYU and not lose a conference game as a starter. And honestly, who can argue with Tortilla Jesus?
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06-20-2008, 03:48 AM | #5 |
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That's pretty much what my grilled cheese Parley P. Pratt told me.
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06-20-2008, 03:49 AM | #6 |
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Wait, you're not that old. For Bronco Mendenhall?
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06-20-2008, 03:58 AM | #9 |
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