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Old 06-19-2008, 10:58 PM   #1
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Default Max Hall only served 7 months of his mission?

I know this is old news, but I never heard why he only served 7 months. Has the truth ever come out that anybody here knows?
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Old 06-19-2008, 11:34 PM   #2
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With Ben Olson's defection, the Board of Trustees shortened the term of his mission.
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Old 06-20-2008, 03:39 AM   #3
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He couldn't hack it. Wuss.
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I know this is old news, but I never heard why he only served 7 months. Has the truth ever come out that anybody here knows?
Jesus appeared to him on a tortilla and told him that his real mission was to come back to BYU and not lose a conference game as a starter. And honestly, who can argue with Tortilla Jesus?
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Old 06-20-2008, 03:48 AM   #5
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Jesus appeared to him on a tortilla and told him that his real mission was to come back to BYU and not lose a conference game as a starter. And honestly, who can argue with Tortilla Jesus?
That's pretty much what my grilled cheese Parley P. Pratt told me.
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He couldn't hack it. Wuss.
You promised to stop commenting on BYU. You just did. What does that make you?
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Old 06-20-2008, 03:50 AM   #7
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That's pretty much what my grilled cheese Parley P. Pratt told me.
You only served a 7 month mission? And quit to play football at BYU? For Tommy Hudspeth?

Wait, you're not that old.

For Bronco Mendenhall?
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You promised to stop commenting on BYU. You just did. What does that make you?
Il Pad couldn't even hack it 7 DAYS...
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Il Pad couldn't even hack it 7 DAYS...
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