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Old 05-02-2008, 05:11 PM   #1
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Default Appendix removed through a vagina.........

First time ever done in the US.

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...0328135738.htm
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Old 05-02-2008, 05:13 PM   #2
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Her last name is "Schlamadinger?" Nice.

I bet her husband isnt going to want to schlamhisdinger for a long time. Gross.
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Old 05-02-2008, 07:18 PM   #3
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Wow. The next thing you know ladies are going to start getting their babies removed through their vaginas. Geez, is there anything the vagina can't do?
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Old 05-02-2008, 07:46 PM   #4
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Wow. The next thing you know ladies are going to start getting their babies removed through their vaginas. Geez, is there anything the vagina can't do?
I doubt it can fix the problems with Microsoft Vista.
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Old 05-02-2008, 08:02 PM   #5
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How many times have you guys typed out a joke and then realized that it was too over the top even for this "more open" forum?

I just tried to type 3 jokes and each time realized that it was too much.
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Old 05-02-2008, 08:24 PM   #6
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How many times have you guys typed out a joke and then realized that it was too over the top even for this "more open" forum?

I just tried to type 3 jokes and each time realized that it was too much.
Let's see them. At least we know you don't post them in good conscience.
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Old 05-02-2008, 08:42 PM   #7
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Let's see them. At least we know you don't post them in good conscience.
I runied the jokes by raising expectations. I will pass on the jokes I previously typed out, but here is one thought:


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I doubt it can fix the problems with Microsoft Vista.
Don't be so sure! Microsoft has given the vagina power to dominate the world through the internets. Maybe vagina can give back some of its world dominating power to Microsoft. But not too much mind you, I don't want too much blood diverted away from the vista developer's brains.







not as funny as my perverted sided would have liked. barely cracked a smile when I typed it. /sigh
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*tumbleweed rolls down the road*
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Old 05-02-2008, 08:52 PM   #9
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Hey, at least you have excellent first instincts.
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