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Old 04-22-2008, 12:36 AM   #11
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I like that. Organizing principle rather than eternal law or eternal principle. That could be it. But I think you are exactly right that whatever the purpose of it was here, that we lack the perspective to see the eternal implications.
a woman can give birth in 9 months. A man can inpregnate multiple wives and increase the output significantly compared to just one wife.
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Old 04-22-2008, 12:41 AM   #12
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a woman can give birth in 9 months. A man can inpregnate multiple wives and increase the output significantly compared to just one wife.
And really, that's our only purpose here, right? We're little baby-making machines.
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Old 04-22-2008, 02:04 PM   #13
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Would a simple willingness to be involved with Jessica Biel and Jessica Alba count?
Hey - you're just being charitable, right? You're helping a few good women on their way to the fulfillment of their eternal potential!


Unfortunately, I think I went overboard with my comments of admiration for one Salma Hayek. I don't think my wife would look too kindly upon me offering to provide that particular service for Salma...
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Old 04-22-2008, 08:57 PM   #14
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And really, that's our only purpose here, right? We're little baby-making machines.
If more of you focussed on staying "little" baby making machines the process would probably be a bit more fun. I feel for the fella who has to use a pool to find the bubbles, so to speak.

Thats all I got to say about that.
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Old 04-22-2008, 09:07 PM   #15
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If more of you focussed on staying "little" baby making machines the process would probably be a bit more fun. I feel for the fella who has to use a pool to find the bubbles, so to speak.

Thats all I got to say about that.
Touche napper....well stated.
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