A new hymn

[K-dog]

For those that have heard the hymn "As Sister's in Zion" I thought we should modify the words to more accurately reflect how the sisters feel toward each other.

As sisters in Zion we compete with each other
to prove to those watching who's better than who;
We showcase our talents while doing our callings
and woe unto she who has nothing to do.

We go to the temple but only when others
are watching and judging how often we go.
We dress up our children and attend recitals
because we all know that our good deeds must show.

[Flystripper]

Originally Posted by K-dog

For those that have heard the hymn "As Sister's in Zion" I thought we should modify the words to more accurately reflect how the sisters feel toward each other.

As sisters in Zion we compete with each other
to prove to those watching who's better than who;
We showcase our talents while doing our callings
and woe unto she who has nothing to do.

We go to the temple but only when others
are watching and judging how often we go.
We dress up our children and attend recitals
because we all know that our good deeds must show.

That is pretty good. Made me chuckle.

[Brian]

Originally Posted by K-dog

For those that have heard the hymn "As Sister's in Zion" I thought we should modify the words to more accurately reflect how the sisters feel toward each other.

As sisters in Zion we compete with each other
to prove to those watching who's better than who;
We showcase our talents while doing our callings
and woe unto she who has nothing to do.

We go to the temple but only when others
are watching and judging how often we go.
We dress up our children and attend recitals
because we all know that our good deeds must show.

very nice.

[TripletDaddy]

You know, now that i think about it, I am not even sure I have ever heard this song sung in person. I have heard OF it and have likely even joked about it, but I dont know if I even know what the tune is.

It seems like it is only sung in secret women meetings. We never sing it as a congregation (although we sing Ye Elders of Isreal and other "men" songs).

Is it worth sneaking into RS to listen to it? I could peer through the plastic wall partition to watch them sing, a la Porky's.

[ChinoCoug]

Originally Posted by K-dog

For those that have heard the hymn "As Sister's in Zion" I thought we should modify the words to more accurately reflect how the sisters feel toward each other.

As sisters in Zion we compete with each other
to prove to those watching who's better than who;
We showcase our talents while doing our callings
and woe unto she who has nothing to do.

We go to the temple but only when others
are watching and judging how often we go.
We dress up our children and attend recitals
because we all know that our good deeds must show.

you should include a stanza on whining about the Julie Beck talk.

[smokymountainrain]

Originally Posted by TripletDaddy

I could peer through the plastic wall partition to watch them sing, a la Porky's.

Is Mike Hunt here? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?

Everyone in town from what I hear.