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Goatnapper'96 · 10-15-2007, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by BYU71

speak out against augmenting the body with tatoo's but not address the augmentation of boobs.

Are students at BYU encouraged not to have boob adjustments.

Easy answer: Boobs are in.

BYU71 · 10-15-2007, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Goatnapper'96

Easy answer: Boobs are in.

They're in unless of course everyone doesn't have one. I remember years ago I used to play poker once a month with some friends and their wives. One of the wives got a boob job.

Whenever she didn't show up boy would the wives let her have it. They would never do something like that. Then they went into a discussion about a couple of the other ladies in the ward that had it done.

I never heard them discussing any of the ladies that worked, but they had plenty to say about the ladies with the new boobs.

I will admit, the gal who had some work done was the only wife I was a little dissapointed about when a wife was a no show.

woot · 10-15-2007, 08:11 PM

Here's a different perspective: All boobs are fake. They evolved as an exaggerated sexual advertisement, as a way of saying "I will be able to provide well for potential offspring." The irony is that breast fat is actually a lousy source of lactation energy, and most energy used for milk production comes from the hips, mid-section, and buttocks. Breasts evolved as a way of fooling men into choosing them as mates, so boobs with silicon stuck into them aren't really any more disingenuous than real ones, and serve the purpose equally well.

Ok, that doesn't entirely hold up, but I likes me the fake boobies.

Sleeping in EQ · 10-15-2007, 08:18 PM

Sure seems like a class thing.

Archaea · 10-15-2007, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Sleeping in EQ

Sure seems like a class thing.

You mean the poor ones who vote for Hillary aren't getting 10k boob jobs? Hell, we have cocktail waitresses here paying for themselves.

However, most of the unwed Mormon gals don't go for them.

RC Vikings · 10-15-2007, 08:31 PM

Look at the smile on BYU71's girlfriend and tell me why the church would want to take that much happiness away from someone.

BYU71 · 10-15-2007, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by RC Vikings

Look at the smile on BYU71's girlfriend and tell me why the church would want to take that much happiness away from someone.

If the missionaries convert her, I hope the last thing they have her read is "a message to the youth" or whatever the pamphlet is called. As a matter of fact, I hope they never give it to her.

She would get the hmm's and haaa's at church.

My DIL's are pretty attractive, good for the boys. One of them is from Peru and she said when she first attended church in the US, she didn't understand why so many ladies were giving her grief over her short skirts.

I told her I am sure they were concerned about her sole.

Archaea · 10-15-2007, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by RC Vikings

Look at the smile on BYU71's girlfriend and tell me why the church would want to take that much happiness away from someone.

Those are real, they are truly real. How dare you accuse that fine lassie of falsies!

non sequitur · 10-15-2007, 08:41 PM

I have a friend who is considering a boob job, and I'm trying to talk her out of it. She doesn't believe me when I tell her that most men prefer boobs that are a bit smaller, but have the natural feel, than boobs that are hard, large, and feel like plastic. If women just want men to look at their boobs, then they should go ahead and get the deluxe, Judy Jetson cartoon boobs. But if they plan on having men actually touch the boobs, they should stick with what God gave them.

Requiem · 10-15-2007, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by non sequitur

I have a friend who is considering a boob job, and I'm trying to talk her out of it. She doesn't believe me when I tell her that most men prefer boobs that are a bit smaller, but have the natural feel, than boobs that are hard, large, and feel like plastic. If women just want men to look at their boobs, then they should go ahead and get the deluxe, Judy Jetson cartoon boobs. But if they plan on having men actually touch the boobs, they should stick with what God gave them.

Can't comment on your last sentence, but if I use empirical evidence based solely on yesterday's singles ward mingle, 96% of LDS men pay exclusive attention to the recipients of augmentation procedures. The remaining 4% are of questionable sexual identity.

10-15-2007, 08:18 PM	#14
Sleeping in EQ Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The People's Republic of Monsanto Posts: 3,085	Sure seems like a class thing. __________________ "Do not despise the words of prophets, but test everything; hold fast to what is good; " 1 Thess. 5:21 (NRSV) We all trust our own unorthodoxies.

10-15-2007, 08:41 PM	#19
non sequitur Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,964	I have a friend who is considering a boob job, and I'm trying to talk her out of it. She doesn't believe me when I tell her that most men prefer boobs that are a bit smaller, but have the natural feel, than boobs that are hard, large, and feel like plastic. If women just want men to look at their boobs, then they should go ahead and get the deluxe, Judy Jetson cartoon boobs. But if they plan on having men actually touch the boobs, they should stick with what God gave them. __________________ ...You've been under attack for days, there's a soldier down, he's wounded, gangrene's setting in, 'Who's used all the penicillin?' 'Oh, Mark Paxson sir, he's got knob rot off of some tart.'" - Gareth Keenan

10-15-2007, 08:11 PM	#13
woot Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Denver Posts: 1,502	Here's a different perspective: All boobs are fake. They evolved as an exaggerated sexual advertisement, as a way of saying "I will be able to provide well for potential offspring." The irony is that breast fat is actually a lousy source of lactation energy, and most energy used for milk production comes from the hips, mid-section, and buttocks. Breasts evolved as a way of fooling men into choosing them as mates, so boobs with silicon stuck into them aren't really any more disingenuous than real ones, and serve the purpose equally well. Ok, that doesn't entirely hold up, but I likes me the fake boobies.

10-15-2007, 08:31 PM	#16
RC Vikings Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Rexburg, Idaho Posts: 2,236	Look at the smile on BYU71's girlfriend and tell me why the church would want to take that much happiness away from someone.