cougarguard.com — unofficial BYU Cougars / LDS sports, football, basketball forum and message board  

Go Back   cougarguard.com — unofficial BYU Cougars / LDS sports, football, basketball forum and message board > non-Sports > Religion
Register FAQ Community Calendar Today's Posts Search

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 09-02-2007, 05:52 PM   #1
DirtyHippieUTE
Senior Member
 
DirtyHippieUTE's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Moscow, ID
Posts: 1,151
DirtyHippieUTE is on a distinguished road
Default Too Sick for Church

How do you decide when you're too sick for church? For me it's a struggle to determine whether I'm too sick to go or if I'm sick of going and therefore a little sicker than I should be.

Today I was too sick to go... When I found myself getting light headed during the hymns I figured it was time to go someplace where I could be horizontal.
DirtyHippieUTE is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-02-2007, 09:20 PM   #2
Brian
Senior Member
 
Brian's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Oak Ridge, TN
Posts: 1,308
Brian has a little shameless behaviour in the past
Default

still barfing from the hangover: too sick for church.
__________________
e^(i * pi) + 1 = 0
5 great numbers in one little equation.
Brian is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-02-2007, 09:58 PM   #3
il Padrino Ute
Board Pinhead
 
il Padrino Ute's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: In the basement of my house, Murray, Utah.
Posts: 15,941
il Padrino Ute is an unknown quantity at this point
Default

I see you're too sick for church, but not too sick to post in the guard.
__________________
"The beauty of baseball is not having to explain it." - Chuck Shriver

"This is now the joke that stupid people laugh at." - Christopher Hitchens on IQ jokes about GWB.
il Padrino Ute is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-02-2007, 10:17 PM   #4
DirtyHippieUTE
Senior Member
 
DirtyHippieUTE's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Moscow, ID
Posts: 1,151
DirtyHippieUTE is on a distinguished road
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by il Padrino Ute View Post
I see you're too sick for church, but not too sick to post in the guard.
Sadly... On my death bed I'll still probably want somebody to bring me a computer so I can check my email.
DirtyHippieUTE is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT. The time now is 08:44 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.2
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.