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Old 08-21-2007, 04:32 AM   #1
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Default My new ward got off to a good start yesterday...

The "special number" in sacrament was scheduled to be "Amazing Grace" but it had to be postponed because one of the singers was out; EQ ended 3-4 minutes early; someone quoted Woody Allen in reference to SWKimball; and in the general Priesthood group, the YM that gave their weekly announcements, announced the Styx-Def Leppard concert that they're all attending this Wednesday and said they have an extra ticket. If I didn't feel guilty going while my wife is unpacking, I'd be all over that.

I think this ward might be a good one.
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I knew my ward was a keeper when my bishop showed up in a non-white shirt.
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Old 08-21-2007, 12:32 PM   #3
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The "special number" in sacrament was scheduled to be "Amazing Grace" but it had to be postponed because one of the singers was out; EQ ended 3-4 minutes early; someone quoted Woody Allen in reference to SWKimball; and in the general Priesthood group, the YM that gave their weekly announcements, announced the Styx-Def Leppard concert that they're all attending this Wednesday and said they have an extra ticket. If I didn't feel guilty going while my wife is unpacking, I'd be all over that.

I think this ward might be a good one.
The EQ president in my ward always has us end with 5 minutes to go.
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Old 08-27-2007, 04:09 AM   #4
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One more thing to add to my list is that stake conference ended 15 minutes early today and they didn't try to drag it out to meet the "standard 2-hour format."

(Not that I don't enjoy two hours, but if it's already been a good meeting, no need to add to it unnecessarily.)
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Old 08-27-2007, 04:13 AM   #5
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One more thing to add to my list is that stake conference ended 15 minutes early today and they didn't try to drag it out to meet the "standard 2-hour format."

(Not that I don't enjoy two hours, but if it's already been a good meeting, no need to add to it unnecessarily.)
Stake Conference is even shorter if you skip it.
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The "special number" in sacrament was scheduled to be "Amazing Grace" but it had to be postponed because one of the singers was out; EQ ended 3-4 minutes early; someone quoted Woody Allen in reference to SWKimball; and in the general Priesthood group, the YM that gave their weekly announcements, announced the Styx-Def Leppard concert that they're all attending this Wednesday and said they have an extra ticket. If I didn't feel guilty going while my wife is unpacking, I'd be all over that.

I think this ward might be a good one.
I played "Amazing Grace" for this week's musical number.
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