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MikeWaters · 10-12-2005, 04:04 AM

My wife is on the Dallas Area Moms forum, and for their subscribers (we're talking like a cougarboard operation, relatively small donation), there is a subscriber-only sex category.

So what do a bunch of women get together and talk about in that sex category. Inquiring minds want to know! I'm about ready to make Farrah donate so I can find out!

If we had one, it would be boring.

A: "Didn't have sex last night, how about you?"

B: "Nope, wife too tired."

C: "Wonder what sex is like, is it better than kissing four girls a month?"

G: "Last night I had dreams that girls I had an interest in kept getting knocked up. Had to go for someone else. Good thing it was only a dream. And good thing revelation can only come through properly appointed channels which I dont fall. Nice to wake up and realize they are just dreams..... Realized Im not married to Lindsey right now. Talk about dreams of girls. I have had several myself. Talk about things I would wish. Some people tell girls that. However revelation is stewardship bound. Many people recieve hormonal revelations. Stepehen robinson wrote about that."

SoCalCoug · 10-12-2005, 04:09 AM

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If we had one, it would be boring.

Though probably still more exciting than my actual sex life. :roll:

Archaea · 10-12-2005, 04:15 AM

to truly brand ourselves as rebels.

At least I know others are experiencing a second season of externally imposed abstinence. :cry:

I wouldn't mind hearing what women actually talk about. Well maybe not. They are one hundred times more brutal than men. We're just happy to get some. Women will critique how you kiss, how you place your tongue, inadequate girth, lack of staying power, hard hands. By the time you heard what they thought of you, you would have absolutely no self-confidence at all.

Why doesn't he do this? He's so selfish.

I vote we have to category cuz other LDS groups don't.

ute4ever · 10-12-2005, 05:48 AM

I've never had a crush on Drew Barrymore, in fact never thought twice about her, but uh.....had a dream about her a few weeks ago.

Want to hear about it?

The_Tick · 10-12-2005, 03:25 PM

After 10 years of marraige, and not having a child within the last 7 years the wife has decided she would like a 3rd.

I could tell you all about the part time job she has setup for me. Sounded great at first, but now if feels like a job.

:lol:

10-12-2005, 04:04 AM	#1
MikeWaters Demiurge Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 36,365	Sex category My wife is on the Dallas Area Moms forum, and for their subscribers (we're talking like a cougarboard operation, relatively small donation), there is a subscriber-only sex category. So what do a bunch of women get together and talk about in that sex category. Inquiring minds want to know! I'm about ready to make Farrah donate so I can find out! If we had one, it would be boring. A: "Didn't have sex last night, how about you?" B: "Nope, wife too tired." C: "Wonder what sex is like, is it better than kissing four girls a month?" G: "Last night I had dreams that girls I had an interest in kept getting knocked up. Had to go for someone else. Good thing it was only a dream. And good thing revelation can only come through properly appointed channels which I dont fall. Nice to wake up and realize they are just dreams..... Realized Im not married to Lindsey right now. Talk about dreams of girls. I have had several myself. Talk about things I would wish. Some people tell girls that. However revelation is stewardship bound. Many people recieve hormonal revelations. Stepehen robinson wrote about that."

10-12-2005, 04:15 AM	#3
Archaea Assistant to the Regional Manager Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Orgasmatron Posts: 24,338	It woul d be nice to have such a category to truly brand ourselves as rebels. At least I know others are experiencing a second season of externally imposed abstinence. :cry: I wouldn't mind hearing what women actually talk about. Well maybe not. They are one hundred times more brutal than men. We're just happy to get some. Women will critique how you kiss, how you place your tongue, inadequate girth, lack of staying power, hard hands. By the time you heard what they thought of you, you would have absolutely no self-confidence at all. Why doesn't he do this? He's so selfish. I vote we have to category cuz other LDS groups don't. __________________ Ἓν οἶδα ὅτι οὐδὲν οἶδα

10-12-2005, 03:25 PM	#5
The_Tick Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 626	Why not? After 10 years of marraige, and not having a child within the last 7 years the wife has decided she would like a 3rd. I could tell you all about the part time job she has setup for me. Sounded great at first, but now if feels like a job. :lol: __________________ Spooooooon

10-12-2005, 05:48 AM	#4
ute4ever I must not tell lies Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 5,103	I've never had a crush on Drew Barrymore, in fact never thought twice about her, but uh.....had a dream about her a few weeks ago. Want to hear about it?