07-03-2008, 07:59 PM | #1 |
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4th of July least favorite holiday
1. Hot as hell
2. Neighborhood fireworks are lame 3. Half the time you have to go to work the next day |
07-03-2008, 08:02 PM | #2 |
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It's the only work holiday between Memorial Day and Labor Day, which spans over 1/4 of the year. Brother, do I need this holiday. I've already put in a 50 hour week and I still have beeper duty tonight.
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Go to the beach (check) Take the kids to the petting zoo (check) http://www.pps.org/great_public_spac..._place_id=969# get the best fries at the chip truck http://www.nathancolquhoun.com/blog/...2_lots_of_time Take the Ferry back over to the states http://www.bluewaterferry.com/ Enjoy all the illegal fireworks your neighbors shoot off Ask Tooblue its like a war zone around my house on the 4th.
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07-03-2008, 08:07 PM | #4 |
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Beeper duty? If someone dies you have to update your model for life insurance pricing?
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At least it cools down at night there.
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I cried when old yeller died I'm washed in the blood of the lamb I stand up for the star spangled banner and you can bet yer ass I'm a John Wayne Fan Its just on the 4th of July The beach is empty except for us....
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The 4th of July is my favorite holiday--I like it better than Christmas.
1. I don't have to buy anyone a gift 2. I don't have to send anyone a card 3. I don't have to make anyone cookies 4. I don't have to get out any decorations 5. I don't have to put any decorations away 6. 4th food (burgers and ice cream) is better than Christmas food (ham and pie) 7. It only lasts one day
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8. You get to blow stuff up, be a pyro, and it's all expected.
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