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JohnnyLingo · 03-21-2008, 04:18 PM

Or the board is dying.

I put my money on the Crypt.

Venkman · 03-21-2008, 04:35 PM

What is the crypt?

JohnnyLingo · 03-21-2008, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Venkman

What is the crypt?

I'm not qualified to answer that question. I suggest you ask Waters or one of other well-liked posters here.

All-American · 03-21-2008, 05:16 PM

The crypt is where we talk about Lingo, Tex, Robin, or any other ostracized poster. It's a wild raucous party filled with beautiful women and tasty beverages. It's a secret combination that falls somewhere between the Stonecutters and the No Homers on the spectrum gravitatis.

Those who are excluded will always maintain that they never wanted in, and will never admit that they would love nothing more.

TripletDaddy · 03-21-2008, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyLingo

I'm not qualified to answer that question. I suggest you ask Waters or one of other well-liked posters here.

You have to be well-liked?

Was this a recent change?

SoCalCoug · 03-21-2008, 05:44 PM

It's where we keep (almost) naked photos of myboynoah.

You're really missing out, Lingo.

creekster · 03-21-2008, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyLingo

Or the board is dying.

I put my money on the Crypt.

Have you seen that commercial where therre is a big party and suddnely a buzzer and flashing lights go off saying the boss is coming and so everyone hides, the music stops and everything gets cleaned up? THen the boss looks in and sees nothing going on, can't figure it out, but then he leaves and everyone comes back out and starts the party again?

You are the 'boss.'

Tex · 03-21-2008, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by All-American

The crypt is where we talk about Lingo, Tex, Robin, or any other ostracized poster. It's a wild raucous party filled with beautiful women and tasty beverages. It's a secret combination that falls somewhere between the Stonecutters and the No Homers on the spectrum gravitatis.

Those who are excluded will always maintain that they never wanted in, and will never admit that they would love nothing more.

I'm ostracized?

I know about that place. I saw it on Seinfeld once. It's just a meat packing plant.

myboynoah · 03-21-2008, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by SoCalCoug

It's where we keep (almost) naked photos of myboynoah.

That's my passport file.

TripletDaddy · 03-21-2008, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by creekster

Have you seen that commercial where therre is a big party and suddnely a buzzer and flashing lights go off saying the boss is coming and so everyone hides, the music stops and everything gets cleaned up? THen the boss looks in and sees nothing going on, can't figure it out, but then he leaves and everyone comes back out and starts the party again?

You are the 'boss.'

This made me think of one of the greatest SNL skits of all time. Old school, back in Eddie Murphy's day.

He does this "invesitgative journalism" piece wherein he puts on white makeup, dresses like a white person, and experiences what daily life is like as a white person. To prepare for the role, he learns to walk like a white person and talk like a white person by "reading a lot of greeting cards."

He finally goes out into the world as Mr. White and experiences all sorts of surprises....white people dont charge each other anything at retail locations, white people can get huge loans from banks with little or no credit or income, and, in perhaps the funniest stint, when there are no black people on public transportation, the bus becomes a party atmosphere with cocktails, music, and comfort women.

I am laughing just thinking about this skit. Has anyone else seen it? You usually see it every now and then on the "Best of SNL" specials.

03-21-2008, 04:18 PM	#1
JohnnyLingo Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 2,175	Either the Crypt has been really busy lately... Or the board is dying. I put my money on the Crypt.

03-21-2008, 05:16 PM	#4
All-American Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 3,420	The crypt is where we talk about Lingo, Tex, Robin, or any other ostracized poster. It's a wild raucous party filled with beautiful women and tasty beverages. It's a secret combination that falls somewhere between the Stonecutters and the No Homers on the spectrum gravitatis. Those who are excluded will always maintain that they never wanted in, and will never admit that they would love nothing more. __________________ εν αρχη ην ο λογος

03-21-2008, 05:44 PM	#6
SoCalCoug Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Orange County, California Posts: 3,059	It's where we keep (almost) naked photos of myboynoah. You're really missing out, Lingo. __________________ Get your stinking paws off me, you damned, dirty Yewt! "Now perhaps as I spanked myself screaming out "Kozlowski, say it like you mean it bitch!" might have been out of line, but such was the mood." - Goatnapper "If you want to fatten a pig up to make the pig MORE delicious, you can feed it almost anything. Seriously. The pig is like the car on Back to the Future. You put in garbage, and out comes something magical!" - Cali Coug

03-21-2008, 04:35 PM	#2
Venkman Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: South Jordan, UT Posts: 1,799	What is the crypt?