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Archaea · 01-09-2008, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by K-dog

LOL. Then she gets married and becomes MASQWHSTNFP.

Mormon American Sexless Queen with Husband Searching The Net For Porn.

Otherwise known as a Porn King.

K-dog · 01-09-2008, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Archaea

Otherwise known as a Porn King.

Otherwise known as Porn King who recently got removed from the EQP

Archaea · 01-09-2008, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by K-dog

Otherwise known as Porn King who recently got removed from the EQP

or, as his internet tag states, "President Porn King".

MikeWaters · 01-09-2008, 03:57 PM

Has anyone considered telling this BYU student that she should consider a mission and become a sister missionary.

Some one should assure her that being a sister missionary is not consigning herself to the bin called "too ugly or too weird". That is a lie.

K-dog · 01-09-2008, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Archaea

or, as his internet tag states, "President Porn King".

LOL. Poor guy gets less action now that he has lost the title President.

Archaea · 01-09-2008, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by K-dog

LOL. Poor guy gets less action now that he has lost the title President.

No, he gets more, now he's known as "Past President Porn King" , or Immediate Past President Porn King.

Archaea · 01-09-2008, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeWaters

Has anyone considered telling this BYU student that she should consider a mission and become a sister missionary.

Some one should assure her that being a sister missionary is not consigning herself to the bin called "too ugly or too weird". That is a lie.

Maybe she should get laid in order to loosen up.

TripletDaddy · 01-09-2008, 04:06 PM

Back in the early 90s, there was a talk that appeared in the Ensign (pronounced En-SIGN, not En-SUN) called "Reluctant to Marry." It was aimed at college age YSAs. My bishop gave me a copy as I was wrapping up my undergrad and entering law school. He encouraged me to read it.

Not sure much has changed and that anything unique is going on at BYU that hasnt always been going on. There has always been a push to get married at BYU. AA brought up a concern that pressures to marry have affected the social nature of casual dating. Well, that sounds about the same as when I was there over a decade ago.

Men have hormones. They would rather make out or have sex than play video games. Those that complain that they never get asked out may have a legitimate beef, but isnt it also possible that they arent as good looking as they think they are? Also, nothing prohibits women from asking men to go grab some food or go to an activity.

Sending a text instead of a phone call is less personal, but that is simply a shift in how we communicate, in general. It isnt indicative of a decline in the desire to date.

K-dog · 01-09-2008, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Archaea

No, he gets more, now he's known as "Past President Porn King" , or Immediate Past President Porn King.

I meant from his wife. The internet girls and the hookers on Craigslist are doing well.

MikeWaters · 01-09-2008, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Archaea

Maybe she should get laid in order to loosen up.

another good piece of advice is to tell her to get a job in Provo and live in Carriage Cove apartments. That's where all the unmarried rejects go.

I found that out when I was 21 and made the mistake of living in Carriage Cove.

01-09-2008, 04:06 PM	#48
TripletDaddy Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Orange County, CA Posts: 9,483	Back in the early 90s, there was a talk that appeared in the Ensign (pronounced En-SIGN, not En-SUN) called "Reluctant to Marry." It was aimed at college age YSAs. My bishop gave me a copy as I was wrapping up my undergrad and entering law school. He encouraged me to read it. Not sure much has changed and that anything unique is going on at BYU that hasnt always been going on. There has always been a push to get married at BYU. AA brought up a concern that pressures to marry have affected the social nature of casual dating. Well, that sounds about the same as when I was there over a decade ago. Men have hormones. They would rather make out or have sex than play video games. Those that complain that they never get asked out may have a legitimate beef, but isnt it also possible that they arent as good looking as they think they are? Also, nothing prohibits women from asking men to go grab some food or go to an activity. Sending a text instead of a phone call is less personal, but that is simply a shift in how we communicate, in general. It isnt indicative of a decline in the desire to date. __________________ Fitter. Happier. More Productive. "Everyone is against me. Everyone is fawning for 3D's attention and defending him." -- SeattleUte

01-09-2008, 03:57 PM	#44
MikeWaters Demiurge Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 36,365	Has anyone considered telling this BYU student that she should consider a mission and become a sister missionary. Some one should assure her that being a sister missionary is not consigning herself to the bin called "too ugly or too weird". That is a lie.