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Old 08-22-2008, 02:47 AM   #1
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Ok, if you want to get addicted and gain super amounts of weight here you go.

1 package of oreo cookies.
1 16 oz package of cream cheese
1 package of almond bark

Run oreos through a food processor to finely chop
heat cream cheese in microwave for 30-40 seconds to soften
Mix chopped oreos and cream cheese in a mixing bowl
Take 3-4 cubes of the almond bark and melt in the microwave.

Roll oreo cream cheese mix into 3/4 inch diameter balls then dip into melted almond bark completely covering.

allow to cool, eat and enjoy!

These are delicious
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Old 08-22-2008, 03:07 AM   #2
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Ok, if you want to get addicted and gain super amounts of weight here you go.

1 package of oreo cookies.
1 16 oz package of cream cheese
1 package of almond bark

Run oreos through a food processor to finely chop
heat cream cheese in microwave for 30-40 seconds to soften
Mix chopped oreos and cream cheese in a mixing bowl
Take 3-4 cubes of the almond bark and melt in the microwave.

Roll oreo cream cheese mix into 3/4 inch diameter balls then dip into melted almond bark completely covering.

allow to cool, eat and enjoy!

These are delicious
Sounds delicious, though I think I'd rather just take it intravenously than wait for it to cool down. I don't like to wait for snacks. I want them now!
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Old 08-22-2008, 03:21 AM   #3
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Reminds me of southerners and their deep fried Snickers bars. Because that's precisely what was missing: vegetable oil.
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what is almond bark?
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Old 08-23-2008, 12:45 AM   #5
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what is almond bark?
it is a chocolate that you can melt and hardens when put it against anything with moisture. please no that's what she said jokes.
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