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Old 11-05-2008, 05:27 AM   #111
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How old are you really Arch?
It depends upon who's asking....

as old or young as I want to be, I'm quite flexible in the age department.
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Old 11-05-2008, 05:27 AM   #112
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It depends upon who's asking....

as old or young as I want to be, I'm quite flexible in the age department.
Wow you must be really old.
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Old 11-05-2008, 05:30 AM   #113
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Wow you must be really old.
LOL! hilarious!

(accurate, too. I wasn't kidding when I said to double your age.)
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Old 11-05-2008, 05:31 AM   #114
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Wow you must be really old.
Not really. I've had twenty year olds think I was their age, and mostly I'm mistaken for thirties, though I might miss that by a year or two.
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Inspired by Obama's speech, SU's personal servants all revolted and burned his house to the ground. SU is frantically running all over his gated community, picking up bearer bonds as they blow all over the street.
This was worth the small tax increase I shall no doubt suffer. Release the hounds!
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Old 11-05-2008, 05:33 AM   #116
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LOL! hilarious!

(accurate, too. I wasn't kidding when I said to double your age.)

as old or young as I want to be, I'm quite flexible in the age department.

Only old people say crap like that Arch. Only old people can't declare their age with pride. Even if you are 50 you'd seem a lot younger if you could shout it from the rooftops.
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Old 11-05-2008, 05:35 AM   #117
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Only old people can't declare their age with pride. Even if you are 50 you'd seem a lot younger if you could shout it from the rooftops.
oh, tread lightly, dear Gidget. You'd be amazed how little time it takes before you start fudging your age.
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LOL! hilarious!

(accurate, too. I wasn't kidding when I said to double your age.)
Poo on you.

I'm about forty, much younger than PaC, Seattle, creekster and Jeff Lebowski.

Don't worry, few can do what I can do.
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as old or young as I want to be, I'm quite flexible in the age department.

Only old people say crap like that Arch.
anyhow, I'm pretty sure he wasn't talking about himself. He meant he's flexible with regard to the ages of the girls he's interested in. He tries to keep them above 22 or so, but he's not averse to a 19-year-old's advances now and then.
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anyhow, I'm pretty sure he wasn't talking about himself. He meant he's flexible with regard to the ages of the girls he's interested in. He tries to keep them above 22 or so, but he's not averse to a 19-year-old's advances now and then.
What do you think I am, a pervert, not a day younger than 25, unless she's independently wealthy.
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