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Old 06-26-2007, 06:59 AM   #31
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This is possibly my fav (grapevine thought "crap" was the "c word")...

http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...tml?id=1087032

And it was a religious post to boot.

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Old 06-26-2007, 01:21 PM   #32
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Some of mine:

PAC and retirement:

http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...tml?id=1942711

A link to Senioritis:

http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...tml?id=2504536

Brian and changing names to dead persons:

http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...tml?id=1510888

Brian's mission call:

http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...tml?id=1073448

Glossary:

http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...tml?id=1381115
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Old 06-26-2007, 03:29 PM   #33
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ewth8tr posted these both of Kugr Maniac which are priceless:

Kugrmaniac post after everyone was messing with him calling him a homophobe/etc
http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...html?id=239643

Kugr explains why Melaleuca is not a MLM
http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...html?id=751827

Seriously, him spending 40 lines explaining how he was not a homophobe: "Having grown-up in Los Angeles and lived and worked in Europe, I like to think of myself as fairly worldly & well-travelled, and I have NEVER, EVER heard "catapult" or "tailhook" used to describe a homosexual act." That is great stuff...when did he EVER work in Europe, anyone know?

I also love anyone that goes down the road trying to explain how your company is not an MLM. I haven't heard him mention Melaleuca since...anyone want to ask him know if he believes it is an MLM?

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Old 06-26-2007, 03:44 PM   #34
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Kugrmaniac post after everyone was messing with him calling him a homophobe/etc
http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...html?id=239643
I can't believe I just spent a perfectly good half-hour when I could have been watching a "Walker:Texas Ranger" re-run on USA Network writing this post, but I guess I just felt guilty or responsible for confusing several of you (and again, YOU know who you are) with the intent of my postings.

I loved this exceprt of Kugr's post because we've all been there. You wanna catch some Norris on the tube but you have to straighten out some message board idiots. Thank heavens for DVR.
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Old 06-26-2007, 03:51 PM   #35
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I can't believe I just spent a perfectly good half-hour when I could have been watching a "Walker:Texas Ranger" re-run on USA Network writing this post, but I guess I just felt guilty or responsible for confusing several of you (and again, YOU know who you are) with the intent of my postings.

I loved this exceprt of Kugr's post because we've all been there. You wanna catch some Norris on the tube but you have to straighten out some message board idiots. Thank heavens for DVR.
Yep, Y, we have all been there! You just can't miss the Norris!

This line from Kugr was awesome: "I have NEVER, EVER heard "catapult" or "tailhook" used to describe a homosexual act." Man, he must live in a box, I have always heard people say--"Last night was so hot, I totally gave him the catapult, followed up with the talihook...if you know what I mean!"
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Old 06-26-2007, 03:53 PM   #36
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ewth8tr posted these both of Kugr Maniac which are priceless:

Kugrmaniac post after everyone was messing with him calling him a homophobe/etc
http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...html?id=239643

Kugr explains why Melaleuca is not a MLM
http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...html?id=751827

Seriously, him spending 40 lines explaining how he was not a homophobe: "Having grown-up in Los Angeles and lived and worked in Europe, I like to think of myself as fairly worldly & well-travelled, and I have NEVER, EVER heard "catapult" or "tailhook" used to describe a homosexual act." That is great stuff...when did he EVER work in Europe, anyone know?

I also love anyone that goes down the road trying to explain how your company is not an MLM. I haven't heard him mention Melaleuca since...anyone want to ask him know if he believes it is an MLM?
Good old Kugr. He NEVER fails to deliver. That is awesome.
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Old 06-26-2007, 04:01 PM   #37
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Yep, Y, we have all been there! You just can't miss the Norris!

This line from Kugr was awesome: "I have NEVER, EVER heard "catapult" or "tailhook" used to describe a homosexual act." Man, he must live in a box, I have always heard people say--"Last night was so hot, I totally gave him the catapult, followed up with the talihook...if you know what I mean!"
Oh, yeah. I do know what you mean. Every time I get my haircut, I make sure to tell the gay fella cuttin' my hair, "No Catapults or Tailhooks when I'm around! Got it!"

"Tailhooks" & "catapults" refer to naval aviation, NOT some homosexual act, as someone here was actually ridiculous enough to suggest!!! ARE YOU KIDDING US ALL??? Have you never seen "Top Gun"...
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Old 06-26-2007, 04:08 PM   #38
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Oh, yeah. I do know what you mean. Every time I get my haircut, I make sure to tell the gay fella cuttin' my hair, "No Catapults or Tailhooks when I'm around! Got it!"

"Tailhooks" & "catapults" refer to naval aviation, NOT some homosexual act, as someone here was actually ridiculous enough to suggest!!! ARE YOU KIDDING US ALL??? Have you never seen "Top Gun"...

The Top Gun reference put all of our worries aside. Thanks guys. I'm laughing out loud at this thread. I also loved SteelBlue's GV imitation.
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Old 06-26-2007, 04:45 PM   #39
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The Top Gun reference put all of our worries aside. Thanks guys. I'm laughing out loud at this thread. I also loved SteelBlue's GV imitation.
Agree Jay...Top Gun, the bastion of heterosexuality. Nothing like seeing Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer shirtless rolling around on the beach volleyball sand to lead you to think they were anything but gay. You know those two had a little something something going on late at night in the tents.
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Old 06-26-2007, 06:53 PM   #40
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How in the hell did Y'zGuy's begging for money not make this thread.

http://www.utefans.net/rivalry/utah_..._bastards.html
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