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bYuPride · 06-20-2007, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by ewth8tr

We were bored and wanted to mess with Bernard, so we started floating rumors of some big announcement that was coming up re:byu football. People who were not in on it started claiming they heard that too (trying to convince people that they really did have sources) and it even got mentioned on local sports radio. The day that the supposed announcement was coming, there were several board members who had skipped vacations, taken long lunches, etc so they could be online when the announcement came. That link I gave was the post making the announcement (it gave what is now a dead link to bernard4heisman.com) on a site that had tons of photoshopped pictures of bernard, fake quotes from famous athletes/coaches , etc. It all started out as a way to just mess with bernard, but it really ballooned and there were a lot of pissed off people that had been speculating what the announcement would be for the previous week.

i was a teller at the time... i took a long lunch and got in big trouble.. after i explained everything to my boss and how important BYU football she understood. sort of. I know Tim felt really bad.

ute4ever · 06-20-2007, 08:46 PM

On UFN, when Mr. Crimson announced Toledo's Tom Amstutz was hired to replace Urban Meyer, the day was filled with upset new Toledo posters and some jackass columnist in the Salt Lake Tribune even referenced it.

On CB, I liked the troll (I think it was ColoUte) pretending to be a lesbian jew, asking about a GLA at BYU.

SeattleUte · 06-20-2007, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by YOhio

What's your favorite message board moment?

I definitely enjoyed Brian's earlier postings on Cougarboard. This is one of my favorites:

http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...html?id=662168

I also liked grapevine's classic thrift store posting:

http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...html?id=258817

Seattle Ute posing as a BYU fan is still very funny:

http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...html?id=367588

What's funny to me is I read what I wrote and it all seems true imposter though I was.

BarbaraGordon · 06-20-2007, 10:48 PM

My favorite posts here were one of NS's recent ones, I think it related to dating or something; as well as the MILK thread, which I would link except it's been so heavily edited since originally posted.

I will tell you a story about Soonerfans.

Some of you have asked why I'm not over there instead of here. Well, I was.

The problem with being a female there is the assumption that you're looking to "hook up" after the game.

So, one day my mom is mentioning to me naively that "some very nice gentlemen" at Soonerfans asked if she wanted to "stop by" after a game to "say hi."

Of course my proposition radar is going nuts.

I ask her a few questions, and sure enough, some guy is trying hook up with my mom, presumably not realizing that she's 55, and equally unaware that she's a naive Calvinist who has no clue what's going on.

Men are pigs, by the way.

Archaea · 06-21-2007, 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by BarbaraGordon

My favorite posts here were one of NS's recent ones, I think it related to dating or something; as well as the MILK thread, which I would link except it's been so heavily edited since originally posted.

I will tell you a story about Soonerfans.

Some of you have asked why I'm not over there instead of here. Well, I was.

The problem with being a female there is the assumption that you're looking to "hook up" after the game.

So, one day my mom is mentioning to me naively that "some very nice gentlemen" at Soonerfans asked if she wanted to "stop by" after a game to "say hi."

Of course my proposition radar is going nuts.

I ask her a few questions, and sure enough, some guy is trying hook up with my mom, presumably not realizing that she's 55, and equally unaware that she's a naive Calvinist who has no clue what's going on.

Men are pigs, by the way.

Is this your former hippy mother? Maybe she knew exactly what she was doing.

And yes we men are pigs but as long as our women roll in the mud with us, we don't mind. So what you doing after the game?

YOhio · 06-21-2007, 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by BarbaraGordon

I will tell you a story about Soonerfans.

LOL! I love that story!

Archaea · 06-21-2007, 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by YOhio

LOL! I love that story!

And you should be ashamed of yourself, hitting on a 55 year old grandmother.

YOhio · 06-21-2007, 01:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Archaea

And you should be ashamed of yourself, hitting on a 55 year old grandmother.

I have no response. Touche.

Colly Wolly · 06-21-2007, 02:11 AM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyLingo

Maybe that's where lil' fussy came from.

Pure genius.

SoCalCoug · 06-21-2007, 03:02 AM

Some of my favorites:

http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...html?id=437096

- the beginning of the Red Furry

http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...html?id=415686

- The first post that Staley was cut by the Lions - the only SGC post that was not SGC

http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...tml?id=1481466

- Goatnapper's musings on plastic surgery and the resurrection

http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...tml?id=1555546

- I enjoyed SteelBlue's transcript of grapevine doing play-by-play

http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...tml?id=2368122

- thanks for the image, grapevine

06-21-2007, 03:02 AM	#20
SoCalCoug Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Orange County, California Posts: 3,059	Some of my favorites: http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...html?id=437096 - the beginning of the Red Furry http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...html?id=415686 - The first post that Staley was cut by the Lions - the only SGC post that was not SGC http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...tml?id=1481466 - Goatnapper's musings on plastic surgery and the resurrection http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...tml?id=1555546 - I enjoyed SteelBlue's transcript of grapevine doing play-by-play http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...tml?id=2368122 - thanks for the image, grapevine __________________ Get your stinking paws off me, you damned, dirty Yewt! "Now perhaps as I spanked myself screaming out "Kozlowski, say it like you mean it bitch!" might have been out of line, but such was the mood." - Goatnapper "If you want to fatten a pig up to make the pig MORE delicious, you can feed it almost anything. Seriously. The pig is like the car on Back to the Future. You put in garbage, and out comes something magical!" - Cali Coug

06-20-2007, 08:46 PM	#12
ute4ever I must not tell lies Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 5,103	On UFN, when Mr. Crimson announced Toledo's Tom Amstutz was hired to replace Urban Meyer, the day was filled with upset new Toledo posters and some jackass columnist in the Salt Lake Tribune even referenced it. On CB, I liked the troll (I think it was ColoUte) pretending to be a lesbian jew, asking about a GLA at BYU.

06-20-2007, 10:48 PM	#14
BarbaraGordon Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Gotham City Posts: 7,157	My favorite posts here were one of NS's recent ones, I think it related to dating or something; as well as the MILK thread, which I would link except it's been so heavily edited since originally posted. I will tell you a story about Soonerfans. Some of you have asked why I'm not over there instead of here. Well, I was. The problem with being a female there is the assumption that you're looking to "hook up" after the game. So, one day my mom is mentioning to me naively that "some very nice gentlemen" at Soonerfans asked if she wanted to "stop by" after a game to "say hi." Of course my proposition radar is going nuts. I ask her a few questions, and sure enough, some guy is trying hook up with my mom, presumably not realizing that she's 55, and equally unaware that she's a naive Calvinist who has no clue what's going on. Men are pigs, by the way.