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Archaea · 10-02-2005, 07:45 PM

"too bad we can't drown our sorrows in wanton repeat acts of self-absorbed horizontal refreshment"

Three days.

Where on earth does El Jefe live? Does he live in Springville inside a cocoon?

il Padrino Ute · 10-02-2005, 09:14 PM

something like that sounds more like Cedar Hills, Orem or Provo. Perhaps Spanish Fork.

mpfunk · 10-02-2005, 10:55 PM

When I met PAC at the one of the tailgates the first week of the season he said something about the administration of cougarboard that I found to be funny. I hope that PAC does not mind me sharing this nugget of wisdom I'm sure if he does he will commence his filing of a lawsuit against me quickly. Just to let you know PAC if you read this that I am still in lawschool and thus have no money so you will not get anything out of me anyway.

His statement was that when he posts he see his audience and than posts as according. As such sometimes his utefans.net posts are a little more shall we say goatnapper like than his cougarboard posts. He said El Jefe on the other hand does not see the audience reading the posts but his bishop instead. As such the heavy hand of moderation strikes down with furious anger (that was my statement not PACs).

Archaea · 10-02-2005, 11:11 PM

but I prefer to antagonize.

PAC's a nice guy, I'm a little feistier.

Brian · 10-03-2005, 12:26 AM

What was the subject line?
I'll post the same thing and see what happens.

Regards,
Brian

Archaea · 10-03-2005, 12:55 AM

acts of wanton ..."

NorCal Cat · 10-06-2005, 09:31 PM

I think I know where he keeps his head. :shock:

MikeWaters · 10-07-2005, 03:17 AM

wanton acts of vertical refreshment are for only the young and strong.

SoCalCoug · 10-07-2005, 05:06 AM

Quote:

wanton acts of vertical refreshment are for only the young and strong.

There's always perpendicular.

ute4ever · 10-20-2005, 09:27 PM

Sigh...

I have a two week suspension for "advertising Cougar Guard." The whole thread was erased by Thibious.

Poor poor El Jefe must count on those donations as part of his salary. Would be a shame if people knew there was more than one board to converse with others.

10-02-2005, 07:45 PM	#1
Archaea Assistant to the Regional Manager Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Orgasmatron Posts: 24,338	Now I'm probationed for this "too bad we can't drown our sorrows in wanton repeat acts of self-absorbed horizontal refreshment" Three days. Where on earth does El Jefe live? Does he live in Springville inside a cocoon? __________________ Ἓν οἶδα ὅτι οὐδὲν οἶδα

10-02-2005, 09:14 PM	#2
il Padrino Ute Board Pinhead Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In the basement of my house, Murray, Utah. Posts: 15,941	I don't think he lives in Springville... something like that sounds more like Cedar Hills, Orem or Provo. Perhaps Spanish Fork. __________________ "The beauty of baseball is not having to explain it." - Chuck Shriver "This is now the joke that stupid people laugh at." - Christopher Hitchens on IQ jokes about GWB.

10-02-2005, 11:11 PM	#4
Archaea Assistant to the Regional Manager Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Orgasmatron Posts: 24,338	PAC sees his audience for amusement purposes but I prefer to antagonize. PAC's a nice guy, I'm a little feistier. __________________ Ἓν οἶδα ὅτι οὐδὲν οἶδα

10-03-2005, 12:55 AM	#6
Archaea Assistant to the Regional Manager Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Orgasmatron Posts: 24,338	the subject line is: "too bad we can't drown our sorrow acts of wanton ..." __________________ Ἓν οἶδα ὅτι οὐδὲν οἶδα

10-06-2005, 09:31 PM	#7
NorCal Cat Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Where do you think? Posts: 1,201	I don't know where El Jefe lives, but... I think I know where he keeps his head. :shock:

10-02-2005, 10:55 PM	#3
mpfunk Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 2,619	When I met PAC at the one of the tailgates the first week of the season he said something about the administration of cougarboard that I found to be funny. I hope that PAC does not mind me sharing this nugget of wisdom I'm sure if he does he will commence his filing of a lawsuit against me quickly. Just to let you know PAC if you read this that I am still in lawschool and thus have no money so you will not get anything out of me anyway. His statement was that when he posts he see his audience and than posts as according. As such sometimes his utefans.net posts are a little more shall we say goatnapper like than his cougarboard posts. He said El Jefe on the other hand does not see the audience reading the posts but his bishop instead. As such the heavy hand of moderation strikes down with furious anger (that was my statement not PACs).

10-03-2005, 12:26 AM	#5
Brian Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Oak Ridge, TN Posts: 1,308	What was the subject line? I'll post the same thing and see what happens. Regards, Brian

10-07-2005, 03:17 AM	#8
MikeWaters Demiurge Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 36,365	wanton acts of vertical refreshment are for only the young and strong.

10-20-2005, 09:27 PM	#10
ute4ever I must not tell lies Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 5,103	Sigh... I have a two week suspension for "advertising Cougar Guard." The whole thread was erased by Thibious. Poor poor El Jefe must count on those donations as part of his salary. Would be a shame if people knew there was more than one board to converse with others.