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Old 09-17-2008, 03:19 PM   #1
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Default When our friends become fat

I was looking at a friend's blog, and at first I didnt' recognize the person in the picture, then suddenly to my horror I realized that it was him. He had become fat.

Do I say something to him? Does he not realize he has become fat?

This is always a delicate thing. I decided to tell him that he looked fat and disgusting. I hope that helps.
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Old 09-17-2008, 03:25 PM   #2
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Like the old saying goes: "A friend will always tell you when your butt is huge".

Or something like that.
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Old 09-17-2008, 03:25 PM   #3
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Some people need to be saved from themselves and drastic measures are often called for. He'll thank you for it later.
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Old 09-17-2008, 03:47 PM   #4
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sure... make fun of the fat guy... that's original
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Old 09-17-2008, 05:51 PM   #5
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sure... make fun of the fat guy... that's original
Umm, so speaking of that, Mr. Mormon Red Death. We've been friends for awhile, and I couldn't help but notice - what I mean is, I feel like I have to say something . . . . .

Never mind.
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Old 09-17-2008, 05:55 PM   #6
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Mike, what is your deal with obesity? Did the fat kid sit on you everyday at recess while all the kids cheered?
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Old 09-17-2008, 05:59 PM   #7
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You have fat friends? LOL!
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Old 09-17-2008, 06:00 PM   #8
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You have fat friends? LOL!
If he does, they must have low self-esteem.
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Old 09-17-2008, 08:54 PM   #9
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You have fat friends? LOL!
Go ahead and jettison your fat friends. I know you're a good man because you stand by your divorcing male friends.
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Old 09-17-2008, 09:08 PM   #10
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Go ahead and jettison your fat friends. I know you're a good man because you stand by your divorcing male friends.
I think that since my own immediate family are not members, and I myself was once on the outside looking in, I just am not threatened by non-members or inactive members.

I guess if you cut to the Tex-think chase, ultimately, we believe that all these people will not be saved to the same degree as baptized folks......but i can't help it...I love my friends, gay, divorced, Ute, or otherwise.

I was only kidding about fat people, btw. I love and respect fat people.
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