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Old 07-24-2007, 03:37 PM   #31
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Perhaps he need only transfer his thought center on the matter. It's not that he's thinking too hard-- he's merely thinking with his head.
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Old 07-24-2007, 03:43 PM   #32
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I should add that "bosoms" is too EFY.
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Old 07-24-2007, 03:50 PM   #33
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I think Fun Bags is appropriate for all occassions.
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Old 07-24-2007, 03:51 PM   #34
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I think Fun Bags is appropriate for all occassions.
I can not hear "bags" when referring to boobs and not think of "40-Year Old Virgin" when he makes the "bags of sand" comment.
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Old 07-24-2007, 03:52 PM   #35
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I can not hear "bags" when referring to boobs and not think of "40-Year Old Virgin" when he makes the "bags of sand" comment.
Or the Office when it is Michael's birthday and they think Kevin might have skin cancer. Michael turns to Pam and says, "You should get those checked out, they are like ticking time bags..." lol
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Old 07-24-2007, 03:56 PM   #36
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This is a bit of a threadjack, but I never know what to call "them."

"Boobs" sounds too JV.

The same for "Knockers."

"Breasts" sounds clinical.

"Chests" sounds clinical and PC.
Urban Dictionary has a number of suggestions:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=breasts

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Old 07-24-2007, 04:34 PM   #37
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I like "gedoinkers"
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Old 07-24-2007, 05:15 PM   #38
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Those you listed are all fine, J, as long as it's just us. You may also use "Set" and "Rack" if you want. If you're talking about some other woman's equipment, the only words you may use are "chest" and "breasts."

Bosoms is awful. It makes me think of every chastity lesson I ever had in Young Womens.
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Old 07-24-2007, 05:27 PM   #39
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Those you listed are all fine, J, as long as it's just us. You may also use "Set" and "Rack" if you want. If you're talking about some other woman's equipment, the only words you may use are "chest" and "breasts."

Bosoms is awful. It makes me think of every chastity lesson I ever had in Young Womens.
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Old 07-24-2007, 05:31 PM   #40
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I like "gedoinkers"
I like them too.
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