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Old 07-23-2007, 09:16 PM   #11
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Personally my memory is foggy as I am sure I have been forgiven and to be clear this memory is all VHS driven and not DVD, but I do remember thinking the freeze frame of Jamie Lee Curtis in "Trading Places" might have been irrefutable proof that God is a man. I bore witness of it the following Fast and Testimony meeting. Then Mike made me aware she also might have had a sack at one time.....
You had the chance to talk about any boobs in Hollywood and you picked JAMIE LEE CURTIS?!?!?! The UU Fertility Clinic must have had an easy job with you. Stick Goatnapper in the room with a Sears catalogue and a Christmas with the Kranks DVD and he's juiced in no time.

You just lost a ton of cred. A ton.
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Old 07-23-2007, 09:18 PM   #12
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Jennifer. Love. Hewitt.
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Old 07-23-2007, 09:18 PM   #13
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I was expecting a reference to JLC camel-toeing in Perfect.
Camel toe comments are reserved for two categories:
1.) Active LDS Aggie fans and 2.) Kyle Whittingham. Nothing as funny in this rivalry than Kyle Whittingham crying, waiting for a flood and suffering from CamelToe. Ute fans wanna be "cool" so badly and there is nothing more uncool than Kyle's "look" at that moment in time. Further, it really pisses off the older brother of Mormon Red Death and tooblue.
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Old 07-23-2007, 09:21 PM   #14
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You had the chance to talk about any boobs in Hollywood and you picked JAMIE LEE CURTIS?!?!?! The UU Fertility Clinic must have had an easy job with you. Stick Goatnapper in the room with a Sears catalogue and a Christmas with the Kranks DVD and he's juiced in no time.

You just lost a ton of cred. A ton.
Dude, she had enormous knockers without any help. What it shows is my age and my appreciation for the genuine. This is why I love SeattleUte so much. Just as JLC has the most voluptuous God made knockers this side of Hutu tribeswomen, Seattle is the most genuine and God made dick I know!
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Old 07-23-2007, 09:22 PM   #15
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Jennifer. Love. Hewitt.
I may have to agree with this one but for total package I'd go with Jessica Alba. Back in the day watching Phoebe Cates in Fast Times stayed with me a long time.
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Old 07-23-2007, 09:25 PM   #16
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You had the chance to talk about any boobs in Hollywood and you picked JAMIE LEE CURTIS?!?!?! The UU Fertility Clinic must have had an easy job with you. Stick Goatnapper in the room with a Sears catalogue and a Christmas with the Kranks DVD and he's juiced in no time.

You just lost a ton of cred. A ton.
I remember Jamie Lee being voted as having the best chest in Hollywood - and I'd agree, back in the day. But I swear, it was a long time before I could get over Jennifer Connelly on the horse.
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Old 07-23-2007, 09:27 PM   #17
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I remember Jamie Lee being voted as having the best chest in Hollywood - and I'd agree, back in the day. But I swear, it was a long time before I could get over Jennifer Connelly on the horse.
She won because not only did the guys vote for her, but so did all the gays and transvestites.
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I should stay out of this thread but I'd go with Selma Hayek.
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I'm not sure how Scarlett Johansson has failed to enter this thread. Not that I disagree with any of the above, but gazing at Ms. Johansson's assets never fails to bring out the man in me.
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I should stay out of this thread but I'd go with Selma Hayek.
You read my.....uh....mind.
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