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Old 09-12-2008, 02:20 PM   #1
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Default A guy knocked on my door

last night and SIRS answered it. The guy was selling magazines.

That's not the interesting part.

The interesting part was that he lead with, "Please don't shut the door. I'm not a Mormon."

SIRS laughed and didn't buy his magazines.
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Old 09-12-2008, 02:27 PM   #2
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That's hilarious. I hope she told him that she was one.
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Old 09-12-2008, 02:46 PM   #3
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That's hilarious. I hope she told him that she was one.
She did--but only at the end of the conversation!
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That's hilarious. I hope she told him that she was one.
she did but only after she was done writing him a check.
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Old 09-12-2008, 04:50 PM   #5
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last night and SIRS answered it. The guy was selling magazines.

That's not the interesting part.

The interesting part was that he lead with, "Please don't shut the door. I'm not a Mormon."

SIRS laughed and didn't buy his magazines.
I used that line a lot on my mission.

Worked most of the time.
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