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Jeff Lebowski · 10-28-2006, 02:24 AM

Who can name the author of this fine piece of american literature?

"Ashley was now wearing only brief white panties. She had signaled her desire by removing her shirt and skirt, and by leaning back on the couch. She closed her eyes, concentrating on nothing but Shannon's tongue and lips. He gently teased her by licking the areas around her most sensitive erogenous zone. Then he slipped her panties down her legs and, within seconds, his tongue was inside her, moving rapidly."

MikeWaters · 10-28-2006, 02:35 AM

Hmm, I take it that it is not in the Deseret Books collection.

Frank Ryan · 10-28-2006, 02:49 AM

am I right?

Frank Ryan · 10-28-2006, 04:12 AM

i see it is sister cheney's

Jeff Lebowski · 10-28-2006, 04:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mastershake

am I right?

Ding, ding, ding.... we have a winner.

None other than Bill O'Reilly, defender of family values. It is from his gripping novel: "Those Who Trespass"

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/076...273574-8900913

Jeff Lebowski · 10-28-2006, 04:42 AM

Be sure to check out the reviews at Amazon. This is typical:

"Wow. This was a real-load-in-the-pants. I'm surprised that anyone would actually publish this. I guess that a perk when you're on TV. The writing was at about a 12th grade level, which is surprising, considering that O'Reilly speaks like a nine year old child. I think this book would make good reading for inmates in Abu Ghraib."

10-28-2006, 02:24 AM	#1
Jeff Lebowski Charon Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In the heart of darkness (Provo) Posts: 9,564	Speaking of bad novels by famous people Who can name the author of this fine piece of american literature? "Ashley was now wearing only brief white panties. She had signaled her desire by removing her shirt and skirt, and by leaning back on the couch. She closed her eyes, concentrating on nothing but Shannon's tongue and lips. He gently teased her by licking the areas around her most sensitive erogenous zone. Then he slipped her panties down her legs and, within seconds, his tongue was inside her, moving rapidly." __________________ "... the arc of the universe is long but it bends toward justice." Martin Luther King, Jr.

10-28-2006, 02:49 AM	#3
Frank Ryan Formerly Mastershake Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Utah Posts: 707	Bill O'Reilly or Scooter Libby? am I right?

10-28-2006, 04:12 AM	#4
Frank Ryan Formerly Mastershake Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Utah Posts: 707	nevermind i see it is sister cheney's

10-28-2006, 04:42 AM	#6
Jeff Lebowski Charon Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In the heart of darkness (Provo) Posts: 9,564	Be sure to check out the reviews at Amazon. This is typical: "Wow. This was a real-load-in-the-pants. I'm surprised that anyone would actually publish this. I guess that a perk when you're on TV. The writing was at about a 12th grade level, which is surprising, considering that O'Reilly speaks like a nine year old child. I think this book would make good reading for inmates in Abu Ghraib." __________________ "... the arc of the universe is long but it bends toward justice." Martin Luther King, Jr.

10-28-2006, 02:35 AM	#2
MikeWaters Demiurge Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 36,365	Hmm, I take it that it is not in the Deseret Books collection.