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Old 08-01-2008, 04:13 AM   #1
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You had me going until you pulled out that sneaky Not.

Wasn't that Bret Engamans' sister?
Yes I believe she still is Bret Engemann's sister.
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Old 08-01-2008, 04:35 AM   #2
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I wonder if he will keep announcing home games for Timpview High School...
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Old 08-01-2008, 06:39 AM   #3
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What a shame. If only our culture didn't push people to get married so young.

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Old 08-01-2008, 06:50 AM   #4
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Wow, I'll bet she's going to miss hitting that every year on his birthday.
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Old 08-01-2008, 05:44 PM   #5
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Her Sister is on one of the LDS Singles websites, and looks EXACTLY like her.
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Old 08-01-2008, 06:52 PM   #6
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Her Sister is on one of the LDS Singles websites, and looks EXACTLY like her.
Is her sister a Rush wannabe?
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Old 08-01-2008, 06:55 PM   #7
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Is her sister a Rush wannabe?
LOL...I have no idea.
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Old 08-01-2008, 08:22 PM   #8
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Jewish or Mormon what direction will the kids take?
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I recall the deeply moving SNL reenactment of their wedding. At the end of the ceremony, the actress playing Shawn (Julia Louis-Dreyfuss?) spoke tearfully of her happiness, "He's the man of my dreams, a 67 year-old balding Jew who's been married six times."
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Old 08-01-2008, 10:34 PM   #10
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Technically, neither is Gentile, so they're off to a good start.
What the fuck's that supposed to mean? Bigot.
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