Went to an In-N-Out Burger and some rankings...

[Archaea]

Originally Posted by landpoke

I'm eating sticks of butter straight up. My aortas can screw right off.

Which is the best cardiovascular hospital in Wyoming? Make certain make an appointment in a couple of years.

[marsupial]

Originally Posted by landpoke

I'm eating sticks of butter straight up. My aortas can screw right off.

That's good. My grandpa used to say we need plenty of fat and cholesterol to lube our arteries and keep the blood flowing. He lived past 90, so he must have been right.

[il Padrino Ute]

Originally Posted by YOhio

Yes we eat hamburgers. They're awesome and delicious. This is America dammit. We invented hamburgers.

Exactly.

And when America stops eating hamburgers, the terrorists will win.

[TheSizzle36]

Originally Posted by YOhio

A second on the lips, a lifetime on the hips. Remember that when you're trying to squeeze those decidedly non-metrosexual hips into your Jordache 38-30's.

I thought SeattleUte finally made a pretty funny post. Then I realized it was YOhio. Tricky Avatars...

[ute4ever]

Originally Posted by TheSizzle36

I thought SeattleUte finally made a pretty funny post. Then I realized it was YOhio. Tricky Avatars...

SeattleUte has been in a meeting with the Womens Law Caucus and asked me to forward the following reply:

Bovine digestment in its most Pious form was perfected by Herculaneum. Unquestionably Sappho, Hesiod and Archilochus would feast on a curator of fine meats, accompanied by aged wines from the Naples region. When topped with smoked gouda and scallions from an Oxyrhynchus conquest at sea, an orgasm of culinary symphonies ring within the papillae and epiglottis.

[UteStar]

Originally Posted by SeattleNewt

A second on the lips, a lifetime on the hips. Remember that when you're trying to squeeze those decidedly non-metrosexual hips into your Jordache 38-30's.

Trust me, that is why I have 'The Firm workout' dvds on overdrive when I eat at In-N-Out burger. I eat what I want but I work my buns off to get back my 'metro' figure.

[YOhio]

Originally Posted by UteStar

Trust me, that is why I have 'The Firm workout' dvds on overdrive when I eat at In-N-Out burger. I eat what I want but I work my buns off to get back my 'metro' figure.

Yes. You have a 'metro' figure. Your figure is the size of Metro New York-New Jersey-Long Island.

[ewth8tr]

Originally Posted by UteStar

I finally made it to an In-N-Out joint and it was surprisingly pretty tasty. We enjoyed the fries as well and got our burger done 'animal style.' I was at the front of the line and ordered my burger and then said flamboyantly, 'and do it animal style' while swinging my hands and fingers in a circle. Don't know if it impressed them or what. Anyway, here is how I stack up chain burger joints:

**Top Tier
In-N-Out
Fudruckers--probably my favorite out of the group.
Training Table--problem is that it probably doesn't deserve to charge as much as they do for their burgers

**Middle Tier
Apollo Burger
Crown Burger
Sonic Burger

The rest--Wendys, McDonalds, Burger King.

I have not tried '5 Guys' so I am curious to see where it stacks up to the rest.

I agree with Fuddruckers being better than any of those, but everyone always tells be they are not comparable because In N Out is fast food and Fuddruckers is not.

[MikeWaters]

I like Cue's Burger in Southwest Houston.

[landpoke]

Fat Burger is better than In 'n Out.