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Old 08-30-2007, 07:06 PM   #1
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Default Marie Osmond joins new season of Dancing With The Stars

I confess, I like the show, mostly because the female dancers are hot and wear next to nothing and somehow my wife still lets me watch.

But my question is: How long before Marie has some kind of emotional meltdown? Or will she marry her dance partner and how long before she then divorces him?
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Old 08-30-2007, 07:08 PM   #2
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I confess, I like the show, mostly because the female dancers are hot and wear next to nothing and somehow my wife still lets me watch.

But my question is: How long before Marie has some kind of emotional meltdown? Or will she marry her dance partner and how long before she then divorces him?
If her dance partner wears purple socks, you can take the wedding and divorce to the bank.
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Old 08-30-2007, 07:16 PM   #3
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I'd say a person would need to be at least 42 years old to get that joke.

I do, btw.
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Old 08-30-2007, 07:53 PM   #4
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I'd say a person would need to be at least 42 years old to get that joke.

I do, btw.
I'm younger than 42 but have a firm foundation in the Osmonds...
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Old 08-30-2007, 07:57 PM   #5
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I'm younger than 42 but have a firm foundation in the Osmonds...
And here you were doing so well in making yourself look respectable.
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Old 08-30-2007, 08:31 PM   #6
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I'm going to be brave and state that I think Marie is a 47 year old hottie. I got that off my chest and I feel better now.
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I don't get the purple socks thing.
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Old 08-30-2007, 08:57 PM   #8
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I'm going to be brave and state that I think Marie is a 47 year old hottie. I got that off my chest and I feel better now.
this is hot?

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Orthodontists from coast to coast are lusting in their hearts right now.
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Old 08-30-2007, 09:06 PM   #10
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I don't get the purple socks thing.

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