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Old 08-27-2007, 03:37 AM   #1
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Default Roger Ebert on September Dawn

Zero stars.

http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/.../70823001/1023

Pretty fascinating review. Check it out.
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Old 08-27-2007, 04:09 AM   #2
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Zero stars.

http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/.../70823001/1023

Pretty fascinating review. Check it out.
Dang, Ebert doesn't hold back in that, does he?
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Old 08-27-2007, 04:14 AM   #3
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Zero stars.

http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/.../70823001/1023

Pretty fascinating review. Check it out.
I noticed that review yesterday too. I loved his discussion. Really brilliant.
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Old 08-27-2007, 04:24 AM   #4
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Eric Snider brought the funny in his review:

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In closing, I offer my impression of the way this movie establishes its characters and their beliefs:
MORMON: Hey, fellow Mormon, how many wives do you have? I think you should have even more!
JONATHAN: My father has 18 wives! The prophet Brigham Young has 27! We sure do like having many wives, we Mormons do! This is because we are strange and cultish.
BISHOP: All the people who are not Mormons like us deserve to die, because that is God's will. God is crazy like that.
JONATHAN: What happened to my mother when I was very young? I want to know the truth! Even though it has nothing to do with what we were just talking about, I demand that you discuss this with me now!
MICAH: I marry many wives just because I like having sex with them! I am not in love with any of them. Mormon men do not believe in love. It is one of the many things that makes us so weird.
MORMON: Let's go to the temple and perform bizarre, outlandish rituals that bear only a passing resemblance to the actual ceremonies of actual Mormons!
EMILY: I am an innocent Christian person who is passing through Utah. I sing Christian hymns at night while the Mormons are cursing me and wishing damnation upon me.
DUMB PERSON WATCHING THE MOVIE: The date of the massacre is September 11, 1857. Oooh... spooky... September 11... OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH ... This is ironic, but only because I don't know what "ironic" means. The word I'm really looking for is "coincidental." But I can't help it! I'm dumb! Those Mormons sure are creepy!
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