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Old 08-13-2008, 10:16 PM   #21
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I'm an ass, abs and leg guy. Different strokes.
Wow what a thread jack, I should have known with the amount of testosterone here on CG that this thread was eventually gonna go this way. You men just can't help yourselves can you?
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EPU is just bitter because baseball is no longer included.
It is this year and there is still time to get the IOC to reverse that decision.
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Old 08-13-2008, 10:16 PM   #23
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I'm an ass, abs and leg guy. Different strokes.
In that case, you have likely hit the goldmine.

Are you also a black-melanoma-on-the-shoulder guy? If so, make sure you check out Team USA women's beach volleyball this week. there is one girl who will really catch your eye.
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Old 08-13-2008, 10:17 PM   #24
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Perhaps so, but which team would you rather see?



That's like asking to choose which one of your children you love the most.
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I know this is hard to believe, but the beach volleyball players are slightly more toned and fit than your average stripper. There are rare exceptions, but generally diet by booze and coke makes for a thin yet untoned dancer.

Unless you're suggesting they qualify by playing beach volleyball and then compete by dancing. I could get behind that.
I'll have to defer to your knowledge of strippers, as the nearest club to my house recently got shut down because the owner decided he didn't need to pay the lease and I'm too lazy to see if there is another club to visit that is within walking distance.

Sure, let the volleyballers do the dancing.
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That's like asking to choose which one of your children you love the most.
LOL, no, no you can't help yourselves.
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Old 08-13-2008, 10:23 PM   #27
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EPU is just bitter because baseball is no longer included.
Not at all, as baseball is still around.

http://web.usabaseball.com/teams/index.jsp?team=940
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It is this year and there is still time to get the IOC to reverse that decision.
Hopefully, this will happen. I say we keep baseball and dump France.
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Chicago Bears invite Logan Tom to visit training camp.

http://web.avp.com/news/article.jsp?...ontentid=30661

Some teams invite kids through the Make A Wish Foundation. The Bears invited Logan Tom.

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Wow what a thread jack, I should have known with the amount of testosterone here on CG that this thread was eventually gonna go this way. You men just can't help yourselves can you?
Ah, I was once new to this board like you.... trust me, you ain't seen nothing yet.

Perhaps my lesbian tendencies are being influenced by that song about kissing a girl with cherry chapstick, but I've always thought that athletic women were sexy. The strippers don't do anything for me.
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