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Old 08-05-2008, 12:28 AM   #11
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You don't tell people in this part of the world what to do with their property.
A recently sent letter from the Fish & Wildlife Service to a certain Messr. Landpoke states, if I remember right, that your property has been designated as critical wildlife habitat for the northern gray wolf and eminent domain proceedings will be commenced within the fortnight.

You should start packing your bags now.
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Old 08-05-2008, 12:29 AM   #12
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You make a good point. One would have to have a low IQ to think that folks live on a farm for the view.
Here is what I love: "I'll show that guy....I will put MORE trash on my own property! ha ha......what a sucker that guy is....he sure is dumb...."
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Old 08-05-2008, 12:34 AM   #13
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Here is what I love: "I'll show that guy....I will put MORE trash on my own property! ha ha......what a sucker that guy is....he sure is dumb...."
You have no rural blood in you, do you?
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Old 08-05-2008, 12:35 AM   #14
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Here is what I love: "I'll show that guy....I will put MORE trash on my own property! ha ha......what a sucker that guy is....he sure is dumb...."
You're out of your depth here Cali.
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Old 08-05-2008, 12:37 AM   #15
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Here is what I love: "I'll show that guy....I will put MORE trash on my own property! ha ha......what a sucker that guy is....he sure is dumb...."
Remember that people in that part of the country (or any other part of the country) also rarely let facts get in the way of a good story.
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Old 08-05-2008, 12:45 AM   #16
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Remember that people in that part of the country (or any other part of the country) also rarely let facts get in the way of a good story.
Are you calling me a liar?
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Old 08-05-2008, 12:52 AM   #17
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Are you calling me a liar?
I called you a good story teller. You got a problem with that?
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Old 08-05-2008, 12:57 AM   #18
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I called you a good story teller. You got a problem with that?
Semantics.

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Old 08-05-2008, 01:07 AM   #19
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Semantics.

I can't help it if I live in a magical world where interesting things happen.
Thus we agree. story telling = lying (but only if it is good).
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Thus we agree. story telling = lying (but only if it is good).
No, no, a thousand times no. As you have questioned the cussedness of my dear departed grandfather I have no choice but to defend him.

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It is, admittedly, a shadow of its former self, but there's still a goodly amount of junk there. Due north, down the tree lined lane, is the neighbor in question.
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