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Old 09-27-2007, 07:32 PM   #1
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Default If you sent a kid off to BYU

would you be more upset if you found out your kid had a roommie who drank beer or a roomie who was always looking for opportunities to look at your kids one eye.

Both would be upsetting, but the gay guy as a roomie would be more so.

I don't consider myself homo-phobic. I wouldn't want a hetero gal as a roomie for my son either.
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Old 09-27-2007, 07:41 PM   #2
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gay guy is great. he keeps the place clean, washes the dishes, cooks the food, etc. just like having a gay neighbor is great. they fix their houses up.
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Old 09-27-2007, 07:48 PM   #3
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gay guy is great. he keeps the place clean, washes the dishes, cooks the food, etc. just like having a gay neighbor is great. they fix their houses up.
You may not have to worry, but because of my good looks and charm I would worry I might get jumped while asleep.
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You may not have to worry, but because of my good looks and charm I would worry I might get jumped while asleep.
I don't have to worry despite my good looks. Because I am good looking in a rugged way. Messy hair, stubble, sloppy clothes.

However, yours is in a way that is appealing to gay guys. We call this prissy where I live.
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Old 09-27-2007, 09:13 PM   #5
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I knew a girl in college who shared a room. She woke up one night and looked over at the bed across the room where two of her roommates were getting it on over there. She told me she was so shocked she didn't know what to do so she just laid there and pretended to be asleep.

She said that it came as no surprise that the "man" in the relationship turned out to be a lesbo, but she never would have suspected the other girl. It was about a week before the semester ended, and she was from Provo, so she just moved home a week early and left the lesbians to do whatever they chose to do in privacy.
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I knew a girl in college who shared a room. She woke up one night and looked over at the bed across the room where two of her roommates were getting it on over there. She told me she was so shocked she didn't know what to do so she just laid there and pretended to be asleep.

Good call. Let the lesbians have their fun and just pretend I'm not watching - I mean playing possum.
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Good call. Let the lesbians have their fun and just pretend I'm not watching - I mean playing possum.
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Good call. Let the lesbians have their fun and just pretend I'm not watching - I mean playing possum.
Judging from the description she offered of the masculine one, I'm not sure why anyone would be tempted to watch.
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In my mind, "masculine" is only relative to the other, and is more along the lines of "athletic".

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By the way, BYU71's avatar is quite athletic.
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